flying dutchman

wrap up fart within blanket; then toss it

When the dutch oven has become too commonplace, rely on the flying dutchman to get your point across.

by mustachio_11222 June 20, 2009

flying dutchman

when you are siting on the couch, and your fart crawls up your back.

Uh, man I just had the loudest flying dutchman when I was watching porno.

by kein sly July 14, 2006

dunk a dutchman

to defecate; to void excrement from the bowels through the anus

"Did that sign say 'Next Exit 24 miles?'"
"Yeah, why?"
"Man, I've gotta dunk a dutchman."

by El Martillo November 27, 2007

Flying Dutchman

Like a Dutch Oven only on a plane, anonymous, devious, and devastating.

The man in the row in front of me complained to the flight attendant about a rancid smell, a Flying Dutchman I cut loose, that was promptly blamed on a baby.

by The farting dutchman February 09, 2010

Haunted Dutchman

Using your dead wife's hand to give yourself a Dutch Rudder

"I came home and found my wife dead on the floor, so I went for the Haunted Dutchman to get one last nut before I called the cops."

by rachaelk28 July 11, 2015

Flying Dutchman

The act of giving someone a dutch rudder whilst on an aeroplane.

Man i got the best " Flying Dutchman " on the flight over here

by Dan 123 June 01, 2011

flying dutchman

The act of having sex with a goose with its head in a dresser drawer, then when you climax, kicking the drawer shut with your feet, making the goose spasm uncontrollably as it dies.

DK-Prof...the original Flying Dutchman.

by Rifleman556 January 19, 2008