"I have to let you go I'm way too dunk to talk/text"
The "R" is left out of drunk because it obviously makes what is already a popular and very catchy word "dunk" At the same time when put into proper context "I'm too dunk" "can't talk I'm dunk" it will not be mistaken for a "slam-dunk" as in Basketball. It will be a known word to the receiver or viewed as a typo which often a sign itself that you are drunk.
The "R" is left out of drunk because it obviously makes what is already a popular and very catchy word "dunk" At the same time when put into proper context "I'm too dunk" "can't talk I'm dunk" it will not be mistaken for a "slam-dunk" as in Basketball. It will be a known word to the receiver or viewed as a typo which often a sign itself that you are drunk.
by Jeebiez May 23, 2012
Get the Dunkmug. 
n. 1. in New England, Dunkin' Donuts
2. in Providence, RI, the Dunkin' Donuts Center - Rhode Island's Madison Square Garden
2. in Providence, RI, the Dunkin' Donuts Center - Rhode Island's Madison Square Garden
by wayfarer May 5, 2005
Get the Dunkmug. A dumb, un-employed, lazy person who sits around the house all day and waits for phone calls from his "friends" who actually have lifes and are working or going to school. A dunk is usally a male ranging from the ages of 18-25 who crawls out of bed around 1:00 in the afternoon after a night of pointless binge drinking.
"Holy fuck Gordan is such a fuckin' dunk!!"
"Man your bro is the biggest dunk, he needs to get a job and figure his life out!"
"Man your bro is the biggest dunk, he needs to get a job and figure his life out!"
by Hershcle February 21, 2008
Get the dunkmug. by thaks April 26, 2006
Get the dunkmug. by joe da flava May 14, 2003
Get the ga-dunk-a-dunkmug. adj. alteration of "drunk", likely from common misspelling of "drunk" when typist is drunk during an instant-messenger conversation
drunk
drunk
by nopain00 March 2, 2005
Get the dunkmug.