Dunk

Unable to type, text, or talk correctly on your phone or computer because you are too drunk.
"I have to let you go I'm way too dunk to talk/text"
The "R" is left out of drunk because it obviously makes what is already a popular and very catchy word "dunk" At the same time when put into proper context "I'm too dunk" "can't talk I'm dunk" it will not be mistaken for a "slam-dunk" as in Basketball. It will be a known word to the receiver or viewed as a typo which often a sign itself that you are drunk.
by Jeebiez February 28, 2012
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dunked

That foo just got dunked
by Harie Pothead June 14, 2003
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Dunk

n. 1. in New England, Dunkin' Donuts
2. in Providence, RI, the Dunkin' Donuts Center - Rhode Island's Madison Square Garden
by wayfarer May 05, 2005
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dunk

A dumb, un-employed, lazy person who sits around the house all day and waits for phone calls from his "friends" who actually have lifes and are working or going to school. A dunk is usally a male ranging from the ages of 18-25 who crawls out of bed around 1:00 in the afternoon after a night of pointless binge drinking.
"Holy fuck Gordan is such a fuckin' dunk!!"

"Man your bro is the biggest dunk, he needs to get a job and figure his life out!"
by Hershcle February 22, 2008
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dunk

Noun.

1. Short form of podunk.
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1. Billy Bob lives way out in the dunk.
by thaks April 10, 2006
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ga-dunk-a-dunk

a big black ho and her ga-dunk-a-dunk ass
by joe da flava May 15, 2003
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dunk

adj. alteration of "drunk", likely from common misspelling of "drunk" when typist is drunk during an instant-messenger conversation

drunk
Man, I cant tpye. I'm really dunk.
by nopain00 March 03, 2005
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