Dykedar

Dykedar is a refined version of Gaydar which only works on gay women

My wifes gaydar is shit but her dykedar is spot on. She can spot a rugmuncher from 100 yards away on a dark night.

by Novausa September 9, 2010

Duke houker

Duke houker to be on ones hands and knees arching back whilst shitting themselves.

Dude what is she doing she's wasted.

Oh she 's just taking a duke houker

by Wgijm July 30, 2023

Mama Dukes

Community or block mother kids in the area look up to or go to when there mother or parents are not around. An informal babysitter. Generally resides at the house most popular to the neighborhood. Often found to be giving advise and words of encouragement to the children on the block.

My parents will be home late from work. I'll go to mama dukes for dinner.

Mama duke said I should stay away from the trouble makers down the street.

by jimjamsunman August 25, 2011

Douche Douchington, the Duke of Doucheville

King of the Douches, the biggest douche in all of the land. Every time he tries to talk a giant stream of douchewater squirts out. These douche squirts are often accompanied by his lies. Things like "I love you.", "Sex can wait.", and "I value you as a human being." It is important that you do not fall victim to any of these lies, or he will hit it, quit it, and toss you to the curb. And you will be yet another victim of his awe-inspiring douchedom. Douche Douchington is a rare species of Douchebag, which does not require food, but instead, requires hours and hours of the universal douchebag passtime, Call of Duty. In fact, the only thing he loves more than pussy is, indeed, his x-box. If it were at all humanly possible, he would stick his dirty dick into the x-box slot and fuck it's brains out. The Duke of Doucheville is a jack of many trades, and his varied talents include: playing Rock Band, playing paintball, playing Guitar Hero, lying to women, living with his parents, and not having a job. It is suggested that you avoid Douche Douchington at ALL TIMES. Men who are exposed to him often contract the Douche Disease, a highly common, seemingly incurable illness which will turn you into a walking, breathing pussy washer. Women who are exposed are generally not susceptible to this disease, but must ensure that they protect themselves from the other awful viruses, such as AIDS, crabs, and jock itch, which may be contracted when in his douchey presence.

Ryan is such an enourmous douche, he has been renamed Douche Douchington, the Duke of Doucheville.

by fuckyouryan March 24, 2010

The Duke

John Wayne, the man who could kick everyones ass.

The Duke would whoop any of these fake-gangstas asses, 50 Cent aint got nothing on The Duke,

by Anonymous, King March 31, 2004

Duke Nukem

The Best Alien Ass Kicker

Damn, Duke Nukem is lookin good

by Mike June 1, 2003

donald ducked

English rhyming slang for "fucked"

"If we can't somehow catch up on these overdue mortgage payments we'll be(Donald Ducked)."

"He's(Donald Ducked)......his girlfriend's sister has just seen him kissing that chick at the Pub."

by scurvyseapup February 19, 2009