Douchehelmet

The windswept looking hair style that looks like a helmet made of douche for pubescent boys invented by The Walt Disney Corporation.

Justin Beiber certainly has a lovely douchehelmet.

by Super Ultra Mega Brian July 27, 2010

[Doucheberg]

Being a giant Douche, So to speak, as large as an Iceberg.

Dude, Stop being a Doucheberg.

by harry_pujols June 9, 2007

Douchemelon

A douchebag that's abit more of a douche than usual

Something different to call someone

<Guy 1> Man, what a douche for cheating on that chick

<Guy 2> Na man, he a Douchemelon !

by Awesomeness man June 17, 2009

doucheweasel

Someone who is a jerk; someone resembling a vaginal discharge and looks like a weasel

All of my teachers are doucheweasels.

by borderjumper March 10, 2004

douchelips

a girl whom needs her teeth punched in for talking shit

dude! I hate that douchelips meghan! she's always starting shit with jackie

by Gemini nine April 21, 2007

Douchebear

someone who pretends to be bisexual, someone who preteds to believe in something, but really doesn't and then is a complete hypocrit concerning those beliefs, dresses like a fag, and gets his stupid asshole friend to call someone else names. Basically a huge fake asshole who won't go anywhere in life.

Man1: I believe in solipisim.

Man2: Shut up you stupid douchebear!

by TenThousandThrones January 4, 2010

doucheloaf

1. Someone who is more than a single slice of douche.
2. A pastry that tastes horrible.
3. Military DFAC food
4. A collection of Van Damme movies

see also Celine Dion

"That doucheloaf just tweaked his grandmother's nipples!"

"This is the worst fucking doucheloaf i've ever tasted!"

"What kind of doucheloaf are they serving tonight?"

by Ben Langworthy December 7, 2006