Douchefire

Noun. When a person is caught in between two douchebags having a back and forth conversation.

John got caught in some serious Douchefire at the bar tonight.

by Jim the Sasquatch October 29, 2015

douchetits

Female expendibility of epic proportions.

Tom: Did you see that girl?!
Joe: Yeah! That's douchetits!

by Argy Blarkenshnarkle May 24, 2008

Douchebait

A person (or persons) influencing or personally changing the aroma and/or secretions of the female vagina. Forcing the female to participate in a vaginal cleaning otherwise know as douching!

"God Lori, I had sex with John last night and now my pussy stinks! I am never sleeping with that Douchebait again!"

by Melissa & Phoebe December 21, 2005

douchedick

a douchebag and dick combined
both literally and metaphorically

me: man that cocky guy was so dumb today. he was like "are you surprised i know your name?"
friend: yeah he's dumb i hate him
me: what a douchedick

by clitandre May 11, 2009

Douchebattic

adj. The adjective form of Douche Bag

Will Holmes looks awfully douchebattic today.

by really fat person April 8, 2006

doucheclit

insult consisting of douche and clit put together. mostly unheard of and will probably confuse the person in which it regard.

SP1- "If you don't have the money by sundown, your balls are mine."
SP2-"Fuck you, doucheclit it wasn't even a real bet.

by toker_4-2-0 June 30, 2008

Master Chief Corny Doucheking

Someone who despite having verry poor taste, some ridiculous habbits, and absolutely funky hair, has a lot of succes in business.

Donald Trum is an MCCD. (Master Chief Corny Doucheking)

by Dr. Step August 16, 2010