Douchedale

A place where entitled bourgeois a-holes inhabit.

The atmosphere in the bar was lovely, but now it's douchedale.

by noble_1 June 22, 2016

Doucheometer

The level in which your intuition kicks in and tells your gut you are dealing with a level of. Douchness, far beyond any basic level of comprehension.

Usually your doucheometer kicks in when you recognize the effects experienced by the typical recognizable attributes, such as: "What are you talking about? It was you, not me" when discussing the fact that you know damn well the nutella jar is empty and you didn't have any...

Claims the order was for him and then runs off with your pizza that you already paid for...

Sees you coming with an assload of shopping bags and then proceeds to lock and deadbolt the door, while staring through the glass at you with a mildly disdainful smirk...
And after all of this, proceeds to tell you, YOURE THE TROLL!!!!!!

by IHateyoutoo,Austin!!! January 30, 2019

Douchehound

(Pronounced doosh-hound) The mispronunciation of dachshund.

1. Description of a person who is ignorant or verging on being a dick.
2. An exclamation to express the knowledge that you've mispronounced a word.

3. A wiener dog.

1. "Ooh my God, Adam. You're such a douchehound."
2. "Even though she wasn't sub-tle... Ah shit, douchehound."
3. "Look, Adam! It's a douchehound wearing sunglasses!"

by Stageninjateleportin February 23, 2020

Doucheplex

A frat house.

Alpha Beta emerged from their doucheplex after another successful homecoming rager.

by dfir September 26, 2022

douchehood

The transcendental state of assholiness that an individual jerk could obtain in his lifetime.

Chad has finally been outed by all the married women he has slept with. He's achieved douchehood.

by TheToesKnows December 9, 2022

Douchefoolery

When a dude or chick is up to no good and starts a fight with their lady or man to prompt an excuse to validate their dirty deeds.

Person 1 : Man Jake is always starting shit with his girl, so he can leave and fuck her friend.
Person 2: Right, he will make something out of nothing to start an argument with his chick I don’t know how she puts up with his Douchefoolery Frfr.
Person 1: He is only gonna blame
His girl, Probably say she pushed him to it, always arguing with him. His plan is in motion. now wait for it……. Gaslight! Poor girl.

by Lone wolf lynie January 9, 2024