douchejockey 

a master of the douche. this person takes douchebaggery to a whole new level of wtf. they have a knack for "slinging douche" like the skills of a fast paced disc jockey.

"hey bro, I am gonna go tanning, be back in 2 hours" : Damn dude, why are you such a douchejockey?

douchejockey by el douche-o August 4, 2009

douchetruckery 

Of or relating to the use and proliferation of douchetrucks. See douchetruck.

A: There isn't even anywhere left to park now that all these douchebags in their jacked-up trucks have taken up more than one space each! There is even one parked on TOP of the Smart Car in the handicapped spot!

B: Douchetruckery at its finest!

douchetruckery by Auntie Douchery September 4, 2011

douchemcfucker 

not only a douche, not only a fucker, and certainly no longer a mcjagger to you- a douchemcfucker is that motherfucking asshole that screwed you over. more commonly used by females craving a fat, long insult for that cheating/lazynogood/asshole of a man of theirs, but applicable to all genders

He screwed your sister?! What a douchemcfucker!

douchemcfucker by twistykate January 8, 2012

Douchepickle 

A little shit who thinks he/she is cool.
They try to hard and end up with no friends.
They usually are oblivious to haters and continue on being annoying

Stop being such a Douchepickle man!

Douchepickle by Radox June 13, 2015

Doucheflake 

A snowflake who can’t stand other people’s opinions or real-world facts, yet has no problem jamming their fantasy bull crap down everyone else’s throat.

The doucheflakes were out in force, crying about police brutality while throwing any rock or bottle within reach.

Doucheflake by Ice Cream Operator December 28, 2020

douchefuckersaurus 

Someone who displays obvious traits of douchefuckery and has an appearance similar to that of a dinosaur, a douchefuckersaurus.

He keeps saying things do get attention, his back is hunched over, and his arms are eight inches long, he's a douchefuckersaurus.

douchefuckersaurus by Witbomb October 10, 2011

douchelick 

A moron
The same as being as douchebag, just with a twist

"When are you going to quit selling the yellow pages and start that insurance thing, you douchelick?"

douchelick by Michael Brady May 2, 2008