Double Pout

When a woman is so upset after a fight that she can not engage in makeup sex because she is pouting with both lips.

Man, my girl put on a double pout after our last fight. I had blue balls for a week!

by just plain had enough September 19, 2009

Double Barrel Blowjob

Type of blowjob where 2 dicks been put together so the woman can suck them as one.

She was too lazy to suck us separately so she sucked us Double Barrel Blowjob

by TreeMan5556 October 4, 2017

double fire

A fire unnecessarily large. A waste of wood. A way to make your friends mad at you.

That asshole Jeff started a double fire and now Jason is all pissy.

by Jwoodski February 24, 2018

Double-Dutch Butt-Puss

Double-Dutch Butt Puss - A type of sex game in which you braid your partner's hair into pigtails, and proceed to have anal, then vaginal intercourse, followed by another round of anal and vaginal sex. Perform while jumping a counter-rotating jumprope held by two African-American women wearing Aunt Jemima dresses or Pilgrim-style clothing and buckle shoes. Perform outdoors on a blacktop basketball court, in scorching summer heat, when possible. You may also hire a naked white woman to play an accompanying "chun cha-cha chun" beat on a high-hat cymbal for the duration of the round of Double-Dutch Butt-Puss.

Bitch! Stop annoying me or we're gonna play a few rounds of Double-Dutch Butt-Puss!

by FlyingDutchman666 July 20, 2016

Double Standard

When a situation is desirable for one group but deplorable for another.

Double Standard. A concept that permits and excuses certain behaviors and actions from one group or person but violently opposes the same actions from another.

by hypocritical actions April 16, 2013

Juicy Double

1. (n) The term used for an appealing rear-end. Often on the large side. Most frequently belongs to a woman of color (but there are exceptions). 2. (n) A booty so irrestible, you want to squeeze it. 3. (n) A sandwich made of two thick meat patties, grilled to perfection and dripping with juices

(Lyrics by Sir Mix-A-Lot, Baby got Back): I want 'em real thick and juicy
So grab that juicy double

1. That's the juiciest double I've ever seen
2. Oooh look at her in that JC Penney pant suit, she look so fine, gimme a piece of that juicy double!
3. Would you like to supersize that juicy double?

by gafhater August 13, 2004

double grundle bundle

When one man is in the downward dog position, another man approaches from the rear in a crab walk inserting each other’s penises into the reciprocating anus, while relocating testicles to one side allowing for maximum grundle on grundle contact.

Hey man, the wife ran to the grocery. Think we got time for a double grundle bundle?

by Man Bun Overall Guy September 3, 2020