Dos Equis

When two males beat their boners on to one individuals head. Can either be a sexually pleasurable act or an act of punishment

John: Hey Tim you want a Dos Equis?

Tim: Yup

John: Alright lets do this Joe

by Big Red 78 March 14, 2011

dos quatro

The term used for some one havin to take a piss.

Bra i gotta take a dos quatro like right now.

by joseph fockner July 3, 2010

Dos-morrow

The day after tomorrow

Yo come over my house dos-morrow we’re having an orgy

by SuccAss October 10, 2018

Dos Anos

Heineken 0.0, the brand's new non-alcoholic brew, because it's a Heinie with two assholes (the zeroes here being anuses, and "dos anos" being Spanish for "two anuses"). A pisstake on Dos Equis ("two Xs").

Barkeep, slide me a couple of Blue Moons and a Dos Anos and keep 'em comin'. I pulled DD duty tonight.

by NakedReporta March 23, 2019

dos sombreros

two hats in spanish

Kelli and kelly- UNO SOMBRERO!

Kelly- look now hes wearing 2 hats!

Kelly- DOS SOMBREROS!

Kelli- DOS SOMBREROS!

by redskinbowler211 June 22, 2009

Dos Caras Jr.

Dos Caras Jr. Alberto Rodríguez (born May 25, 1977) is a Mexican professional wrestler, former mixed martial artist and luchador enmascarado who is currently working for WWE on its Smackdown brand under the ring name Alberto Del Rio. In 2006 Pro Wrestling Illustrated ranked Alberto Del Rio #45 of the 500 best singles wrestlers of the PWI 5001. On January 30, 2011, Del Rio won the 2010 Royal Rumble by last eliminating Santino

Dos Caras Jr.
Ring name(s) Alberto Banderas
Alberto Del Rio
Dorado
Dos
Dos Caras

El Dorado
El Hijo de Dos Caras
Billed height 6 ft 5 in (1.96 m)
Billed weight 240 lb (110 kg)
Born May 25, 1977 (age 33)
San Luis Potosí, Mexico
Billed from San Luis Potosí, Mexico
Trained by Leonel Kolesni
Juan Fernández
Dos Caras
Marco Ruas (MMA)
Debut September 16, 2000

by grindurmind March 24, 2011

dos slarb hz men

is a word that every khmer mom use when their children is doing something they dislike or the child talk back to them

child:*talks back*
mom: did you just talk back to me? dos slarb hz men

by immadiyourdaddy December 9, 2020