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disfucktional

When a couple, usually from Covington, feels the need to require domestic violence, or unnecessary drama, as a part of their normal sex life.
A disfucktional couple will start a fight with their mate as a form of fore-play, in order to have make up sex.
by two trout January 13, 2010
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Projectile dysfunction

When you're playing darts but your shots won't stick on the board.
I was at the bar last night but it didn't work out well, I had projectile dysfunction.
by Art.Vandelay September 24, 2012
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dispunctional

Dispunctional describes someone one who is congenitally incapable of being on time or punctual. Used to describe, for example, someone who always arrives after a meeting has started. Also connection to disfunctional to describe the functional inability to be on time. First used around 1984
Fred must be dispunctional, he hasn't been on time for any meetings this year.
by Martin Anderson January 25, 2006
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Texticle Dysfunction

To have difficulties text messaging either due to a jacked up cell phone, network, or just plain sore fingers.
I couldnt text message any of my friends all day long. My phone was not sending any of my text messages. I had a serious case of texticle dysfunction.
by Railin' October 3, 2008
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Textual dysfunction

When a person, who doesn't normally text a lot, tries to send a text message. it's often a tricky and frustrating process to coordinate all of the shift and function keys.
*%^&$! I am experiencing textual dysfunction. i cant get the &%^&*! function key to work with the @ sign.
by alison11 April 29, 2009
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Disfractionate

diss-frak-shuhn-eyt - To suddenly become aware of your surroundings; to "snap out" of a mentally distracting activity such as spacing out.
After spacing out for an hour, I suddenly became disfractionated and realized that I had driven 80 miles without even thinking about it.
by DataHelg February 28, 2008
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Penile Dysfunction

Shit dude I totally have Penile Dysfunction, now I can't make a profit at China Gate.
by jumpshot097 August 15, 2010
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