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discontinuation syndrome

When a person is mid way through an activity or task, but suddenly decides that there is something much more important they should be doing like replying to a text, or making daisy chains or even something very simple like deciding whether or not you need to take a shit. This syndrome is a reoccurring affliction that doesn't have a current cure. Side effects include - severely untidy home, unfinished paperwork, unemployment and even death. You can simply overcome this syndrome by not being a fucking moron and finishing what you started.

EXAMPLE;
*hoovering carpet but stops half way through*

Person; "oooo I could really do with a shag"
*leaves Hoover and goes to local brothel*
dumbass moron affliction syndrome capiche absolute arsehole discontinuation syndrome
by MasterCuntwalker August 23, 2016
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Disconnected

When a man has no sexual “game”; having no clue or interest in foreplay or seduction.
“I told my man, you need to marinate it; take your time. We can lay in the bed, all day; he wouldn’t have any of it. He so disconnected.” lame, lousy lay, lazy, impotent, boring, uninterested in sex, non-sensual
by KKirz March 18, 2018
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discontatch

You just gotta discontatch from that bitch
by Bella Rockafella September 10, 2021
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disponent

Etymology
Subconscious portmanteau of disputed + deponent.
Noun
(plural disponents)
1. (proscribed, rare) A word that was coined but only has disputed usages.
"I wonder if there is other autological terms that can be found or made, just like disponent," said Bob.
Samuel responded with astonishment, "Whoa, you just made another autological term!"
Bob facepalms due to the recently coined word.
by LDMbrooksBoroughyWordbook November 27, 2021
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disconnect-a-phobia

The fear of being disconnected after waiting an excessively long time on-hold or being transferred to a different customer service (etc) agent.
After being placed on hold for over 2 hours, my disconnect-a-phobia became overwhelming.
by Brewmaster Jerry December 7, 2021
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disconnectiak

when you disconnectiak something because of a video
i disconnectiakted it because it started screeching
by vbinvivnny January 27, 2023
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discontinuedIII

A cute Norwegian boy who is known as a legend within Space Recon and participates in the Roblox clanning/military roleplay world. He also taken by TobeySniper200 and is off limits
person 1: omg discontinuedIII is so so so so cute!!!
person 2: ikrrrr ?!?!
by tobeysniper200 August 7, 2024
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