Dascenzo

A form of clinical insanity where ones life if consumed with internal debate. Patients with Dascenzo Disorder often spend countless hours making the most minute decisions, such as what type of moisturizer to buy or whether spending 5 dollars on a luxury good is educated life decision.

It’s really sad to see John develop Dascenzo Disorder, he can’t make any decisions by himself anymore, it’s a really debilitating disease

by JakeDirty January 29, 2009

Descendre

French verb meaning "to get down" but it's used to mean "to kill" as well.

S'il est au courant, on devra le descendre: If he's in the know, we'll have to kill him.

by beurk!!! September 3, 2009

Discontabulated

The opposite to Contabulated, The innability to produce words to fit the current subject without changing it and going off on a tangent. People who are Discontabulated will often reject normal conversational rules and are often very difficult to talk to

OMG this conversation has nothing to do with me, I am so Discontabulated

by The Saucynoodle April 29, 2010

disconnectaphobia

Fear of being disconnected from technology communications (cell phone, email, social media, etc.)

My boss experiences disconnectaphobia when she is on fishing trips in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico.

by ilovewords:-) June 24, 2015

disconnection anxiety

The anxious feeling you get when you are having trouble connecting your laptop or mobile device to a wireless network.

OMG...I can't connect to the Internet...I don't know what's wrong...I've been offline for the last ten minutes...I've got a bad case of disconnection anxiety!

by E J Empire May 3, 2016

Descending Dick

A sexual technique that uses downward momentum to propel the man's genitalia into a waiting partner. The catalyst for the downward momentum is irrelevant as it is only important that the mans ankle smacker is being pulled down by gravity into the eager counterpart for the move to be deemed "Descending Dick".

Melon gave me some mad descending dick in the hammock last night woooweee.

by Melon Toucher December 29, 2016

Discertive

When one is deeply uncertain as to how they want to live their life. Often used to describe one who is indecisive and who may have many interests but no specific passions or plans. One who is discertive is often at a cross road in life.

"I'm too discertive to decide what field of study to enter."
"He is clearly a discertious fellow."

by Word Flow May 21, 2021