Corona discharge

Overdosing on beer causes one to ejaculate Corona.

A man drinks too much beer will have symptoms of corona discharge.

by scienceA+ March 17, 2009

electrostatic discharge

What you get when you touch something that you shouldn't be exposed to

I experienced a jolt of electrostatic discharge after placing the stick of RAM into the wrong motherboard slot. Now I gotta spend the whole day troubleshooting.

by ogdajuiceman August 25, 2011

Honorable Discharge

When an opportunity to cheat on your girlfriend presents itself, but you decide to just jerk off instead.

"Maddie was out of town, and this chick at the mall was giving me fuck me eyes. I didn't take her home though, I just went to the bathroom for a quick honorable discharge."

by The Nigerican January 10, 2015

bad conduct discharge

Ejaculate that leaks from your mistress's vagina after sex.

My army buddy just stared in disbelief at the bad conduct discharge that was lying on the bed - he had thought sex with the general's wife would cheer him up, but it was sex with her in the first place that led to his court martial.

by Puntmuffer October 23, 2018

darsch

A Darsch is a person who did something really dumb, or acted in a mentally inferior manner.

A Darsch would forget to tie his shoes and fall on his ass while crossing a 4 lane highway.

by Adam B. August 9, 2004

rhino discharge

A man straps a dildo to his head and repeatedly rams his partners pussy, or if he's a queer his boyfriends ass. He keeps raming until the girl discharges all over his "horn"

My wife received a rhino discharge for a birthday present.

by matt wunshc May 13, 2005

dirche-bag

1) A total asshole, someone who deserves no respect and can be considered legaly retarded

2) A combination of the two phrases "dirt-bag" and "douche bag"

ex) Fred- "HEY JIM LOOK AT THAT CRIPPLED KID TRYING TO PICK UP HIS FOOD, THATS SOOOO FUNNY AHAHAHAHAH"

Jim- "Shut up fred your a fuckin dirche-bag"

by Anthony Capri January 25, 2009