by Anonymous October 30, 2003
Get the dilapidated mug.The act of calling someone on the phone, but by the time they answer, being unable to remember who they are, or why you were calling them in the first place.
"I'm sorry, I'm experiencing a dialapse, this is <state your name>, could you please tell me who you are, and what business I might have with you?"
by circushead March 19, 2008
Get the dialapse mug.A girl with brown eyes and brown curly hair who loves to be with her friends. She’s a very beautiful girl with big boobs and a big fat ass. She’s funny,sensitive, sassy, smart, and is friendly.She treats people only kind when they treat her kind too. When she’s mad nobody can stop her.She try’s to help everyone. Her family and friends are very important to her. She doesn’t like to judge about people.She’s a great kisser and knows what to do to keep her man happy in bed.
by Kyle96 November 16, 2017
Get the Dilara mug.An effect something can have on time. When everything around you continues as normal but time within the dilation field runs fast/slow.
1. The time dilation effect inside the classroom turned seconds into hours.
2. I sat up talking to the beautiful girl without realising we were stuck in time dilation and the sun came up before I knew what happened!
2. I sat up talking to the beautiful girl without realising we were stuck in time dilation and the sun came up before I knew what happened!
by Is me, Mario July 19, 2010
Get the Time Dilation mug.A hollow cylindrical tool that is used to dilate one's anus for various sexual purposes. Commonly used for smoothly inserting objects into the rectum cavity. The use of lubrication is recommended.
Most commonly a generic PVC pipe of numerous diameters, depending on one's tolerance for the dilation of the anus.
Can also be used in combination with a funnel at one end; allowing for a second person to shit inside of the anal dilator, then quickly remove the tube. This allows for the person with the dilated anus to actually shit another person's shit.
Can also be used in combination with a funnel at one end; allowing for a second person to shit inside of the anal dilator, then quickly remove the tube. This allows for the person with the dilated anus to actually shit another person's shit.
by kingKracka February 5, 2010
Get the Anal Dilator mug.stands for dealer; your loving and endearing friend who provides all of the illicit drugs to you. dilla is a more generic definition in that it stands for the concept of dealing, and how there is a dealer in all of us. Everyone has a specific drug they appreciate, they just might not know it yet. Exemplifies the concept that there is an outlaw in all of us, however focuses specifically in the context of drug dealing.
Person A:"My dealer came to my house the other day because i needed to get some dime bags"
Person B:"There's a dilla in all of us"
Person A1:"What up mike"
mike:"What up dilla"
Person B:"There's a dilla in all of us"
Person A1:"What up mike"
mike:"What up dilla"
by Rye in my eye June 18, 2011
Get the dilla mug.Hospital Heroin. Strong painkiller, very small. Varies from K2, K4, K6, & K8.
Usually popped, sniffed, but mostly injected.
Usually popped, sniffed, but mostly injected.
by Jesus Christ April 16, 2003
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