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Dumpling Drop

The act of lowering one's testicles into the waiting eyelids of another person.
You know I get scared of the dark. So why do you keep on dumpling dropping me?
by Jshane1 November 29, 2011
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Dumpling day

A joyous occasion where friends and family from the burbs of Lanta gather to feast on the boiled remains of chic-n-veg in water broth frothy goodness. When parsnips and persnickety appetites combine - you get drop style chicken and dumplins’... hence dumpling day.

Each bite is washed down with volumous quantities of lightening water, aka vodka. Garnished with citrus of the gods.

Join me next year, but rsvp.
Fuck you all... gotta go.... its dumpling day!

Or

I cut my finger slaughtering the 50 chickens for dumpling day
by Jflo207 November 11, 2018
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Dumpling Wrapper

Shitting a steamy turd into a wad of moist toilet paper and leaving it stuck to the wall, on the floor, the toilet seat or on the tank.
I left a dumping wrapper in the locker room shitter. That janitor is gonna be pissed.

It was my roommate’s turn to clean the toilet this week so I left him a dumpling wrapper.

I stopped at the rest area to cop a squat and slipped on a dumpling wrapper.
by Dick Onchin October 16, 2021
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death dumpling

"I'm so drunk even the death dumplings are looking good."
by exbouncer415 March 11, 2009
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improper dumpling

a dumpling that shows up where it doesn't belong...
did you see that wee mad improper dumpling that just appeared in ma tomato soup...
by theeimproperdumplin December 3, 2010
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salty dumplings

When a guy swims in the ocean and sea salt gets stuck on his balls, leaving a salty taste for the person giving him a blow job after the swim.
Jessica: Bob gave me salty dumplings after his trip to the beach.
Becky: Ew, why did you give him a blow job after his trip to the beach?
by CheesyBoi December 12, 2017
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Rough Dumpling

A constipated turd that takes monumental force to pass.
My ass is sore from that rough dumpling this morning.

My diet is so shitty I’m always suffering from rough dumplings.
by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
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