git along little dogies

move on little motherless calfs.

cowperson to calfs: I keep telling you to git allong little dogies but ya'll just won't move.

by gonzo April 10, 2004

digispeak

A shorted form of speech used to communicate in cyberspace:

AFAIK As far as I know.

AFK Away from keyboard.

A/S/L Age, sex, location.

ATM At the moment.

AWGTHTGTTA Are we going to have to go through this again

AYT Are you there.

BBL Be back later.

BFN Bye for now.

BRB Be right back.

BTDT Been there, done that.

BTW By the way.

CUL See you later.

DETI Don't even think it.

DQMOT Don't quote me on this.

EBCAK Error between chair and keyboard.

EBKAC Error between keyboard and chair.

F2F Face to face.

FOAF Friend of a friend.

FWIW For what it's worth.

FYI For your information.

GAL Get a life.

GD&R Grinning, ducking and running.

GMTA Great minds think alike.

HB Hurry back.

HHOK Ha, ha, only kidding.

IANAL I am not a laywer, but...

IAW In accordance with.

IMCO In my considered opinion.

IMHO In my humble opinion.

IMO In my opinion.

IOW In other words.

JK Just kidding.

JOOTT Just one of those things.

KK Okay, all right.

LMAO Laughing my ass off.

LOL Lots of luck.

LYLAS Love ya like a sister.

MYOB Mind your own business.

MWA A kiss (the sound of "mwa.")

N2M Not too much.

NIH Not invented here.

OIC Oh, I see.

OTOH On the other hand.

OTP On the phone.

PAL Parents are listening.

PEBCAK Problem exists between chair and keyboard.

PEBKAC Problem exists between keyboard and chair.

PIR Parents in room.

PLBCAK Problem lies between chair and keyboard.

PLBKAC Problem lies between keyboard and chair.

PMJI Pardon my jumping in.

PTG&LI Playing the game and loving it.

RL Real life.

ROFL Rolling on the floor laughing.

STFU Shut the f*** up!

SUP What's up?

TANSTAAFL There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.

TIA Thanks in advance.

TTFN Ta, ta for now (goodbye).

TTT Thought that too.

TTYL Talk to you later.

TU Thank you.

TY Thank you.

WFM Works for me.

YT You there?

If you go into a chat room online, you have to know digispeak.

by Guido1 March 16, 2008

can i get those seven digits

can i have yo number?

slick and cool ..
guaranteed to get you a hair slap as those girls walk away so fast!

so, uh, i was wondering ... can i get those seven digits?

by Angelacia July 17, 2009

Dixies

to watch out for a member of authority while a friend is doing something illegal or stupid. when they shout dixies it means you have to stop the illegal activity and run away.

bryan was rolling a fatty so i had to keep dixies.

by CrAkHeAd1991 January 27, 2009

Reverse digestion

When you're paralyzed from the shoulders up, and your girlfriend has to feed you mashed carrots up your butt. You poop out your mouth.

Leonard actively used reverse digestion after his accident. Things got messy.

by LettuceBeFriends June 30, 2014

digisexual

Describes an individual who surrounds him/herself with high-tech toys and gadgets to compensate for a repressed sexuality resulting from a lack of flesh-to-flesh interaction.

-> Yo dawg, let's go to the mall and pick-up some hoes.
- Leave me alone cuntface. Got no time for hoes. Can't you see I'm playing the PSP?
-> Damn, since when did your bitchass turn digisexual?

by Digilover January 20, 2006

Run my digits

To place a phone call to. Digits being an obvious reference to a phone number.

Joe B.: "What ya doin' later?"
Drew: "Shiat cracker, I don't know man. Run my digits after you get done farkin' yo momma."

by Drew January 6, 2004