diet coke addict 

1) someone who is disregarding the side effects of over drinking diet coke
2) those who go insane with a withdraw form diet coke

rylee is an extreme diet coke addict, she drinks over 35 in a week!!

diet coke addict by avocado721 September 7, 2018

Diet Dating 

Just like soda/pop, all the taste without the calories. Diet dating is when a person wants dating on their terms. All the perks of a relationship without the responsibility. They want to ghost at their leisure without questions.

"This guy I'm dating takes me on nice dates, we have so much fun, and then he won't call for as long as 4 weeks!!! Coming back like nothing happened!!" Yeah, he's always been into diet dating

Diet Dating by Bookworm Beauty February 17, 2019

Diet-Chad 

A male consisting of the expected Chad physique, however, he contains the mental deficiency of a beta virgin loser. He is a disgrace to legitimate Chad's.

Jerry is a total diet-Chad, he may look the part, but his voice is too high pitched from all the soy he consumes.

Diet-Chad by Yeetmaster4206969 July 31, 2019

Diet Dick 

A smaller, skinny penis that is less filling that your average cock.

I let him rail me from behind last night but he had a diet dick so it was rather disappointing.

Diet Dick by Dick Onchin October 27, 2020

Diet Water 

A clear alcoholic drink in a water bottle, esp. vodka.

Hey this isn't water! It must be diet water.

Diet Water by Skate Jibbergoon Bitch October 4, 2009

diet coke commercial 

Watching hot men with nice muscles, like in the Diet Coke commercial where office women use their time on break to look out the window onto the construction workers.

Oh man, he was a total Diet Coke commercial, I just stood there and stared at his abs. I want to lick that little spot above his hip.

diet coke commercial by Coell CMU February 13, 2007

Diet Bro

When an Awesome friend starts dating a girl and changes himself so much that he is no longer himself, Thus becoming the Diet Coke version of himself.

Clint: Adam we should invite Nate out to the bars with us!!
Adam: I dunno...He's going to invite his girlfriend and when she's around he's like the Diet Coke of Nate!!
Clint: Oh what a Diet Bro!

Diet Bro by KodiakDragon July 28, 2011