Dictionary

A place to store all your unwanted Dicks.

Have you seen the dictionary? It's so full!

by Jupiter82 June 24, 2019

dictionary

an excuse to get out of classwork in an educating way and also be a dumb dirty 12 year old

Tim: Hey teacher! can I please read the dictionary to study the word on page eleven?

:Teacher I have one in the back go crazy, Timmy
:I'm gonna find the word butt HAHAHAHAHA

by Kaleb Moayed January 26, 2021

Dictionary

A Place to look for shitty words you don't know the spelling to because you are retarded

Student "I don't know this word I'll look it up in a dictionary"

Teacher "You better you fucking idiot"

by OverwatchAss March 2, 2018

Dictionary

Something that is impossible to know if not already known

Mike: Hey, what's a dictionary
Me: Oh just look it up on the dictionary
Mike: What the fuck

by Some fucking dude May 30, 2018

Dictionary

Complete shit you wipe your arse with.

Hey pass me the dictionary i just shat out a log

by donaldtrumpisadick May 15, 2020

Dictionary

The only place where marriage comes before sex anymore

M comes before s in the alphabet in the dictionary

by #pauline June 4, 2021

Dictionary

The Place Where Words Are Defined For Dumbasses With -100 IQ

You Are On The Urban Dictionary And You Have No Fucking Clue What A Dictionary Is?!

by M17bully March 17, 2022