dickmustard

n. 1. substance exuded from an unclean, uncircumcized
penis.
2. epithet applicable to internet chat room personages
demonstrating obnoxious behavior and weak intellect.

"Hey, dickmustard, if we wanted to visit that porn site we'd have Googled your Mom's name."

by Dromedaryhump1 November 26, 2006

Dickster

That one awesome guy that can obviously bring a knife to a gun fight, and win.

The biggest fucking douche in the world.

A combination of a hipster and a dick. He always be thuggin' hard.

Guy 1: "Dude John just hooked up with my ex that I broke up with just a few days ago! He's such a dick."

Guy 2: "What a dickster."

by Golden Dragon November 21, 2011

dickwater

Urine from a male person or animal

I drank two beers and pissed a half a gallon of dickwater.

by Roy D May 21, 2006

dicktater

a tatertot in the shape of a long cylinder about the size an shape of a fish stick or phallus.

A: "This fish stick tastes like a tatertot."

B: "It's not a fish stick. It's a dicktater."

A: "Ewww!"

by wouldaben December 20, 2010

dirtmaster

A dirtmaster is someone who always does things generally reserved for dirtbags. They never do anything upstanding or clean because they only do dirty things. Mainly actors, child molesters, and murderers make up this group of people.

Peter Stormare was such a dirty Russian in Armageddon." "Yeah he was a complete dirtmaster in that movie.

by Dirtmaster Flex September 20, 2010

dicktater

One who is slutty and who will suck any dick up in the party. she is sleezy and gross. a lover of the wood. one who mosterizing the wood with her mouth.

Give Chrissy a breath mint, she has been a dicktater all night long.

by kaptainawesome June 28, 2011

dickduster

A person who is a whore who hand jobs and blow jobs many people.

I hate Monica so much, shes such a dickduster!

by Katieloo October 29, 2007