dicklap

This is when a small penis is overlaped by fat or stomach so nobody can see it.

David "fatass" Dixon has a dicklap because he is a fatass with a VERY small dick . Sucks for him he cant jack-off .

by paul k. July 4, 2004

Dickline

A period of time in which a person gets significantly less sex than usual; a decline in one's sex life.

"Now that Jim and I broke up, my life has been on the dickline, if you know what I mean."

"There has been a slight dickline in my sex life lately."

by StarQueenBitch April 11, 2010

Dickling

When extremely drunk, the process of getting ones penis out and tickling someones arm with it.

Charlie... are you dickling me? OH DUDE PUT IT AWAY!!!

by maskerade April 3, 2011

poi dickland

poi dickland means carrots that look like dicks

colton kept putting his poi dickland in the video camera

by periodwithtrans January 19, 2023

dickless in dickland (DID)

When a straight woman goes to a gay bar with a gay friend and is there because she wants to spend some time with her gay friend, she is a DID. DiID's are harmless and supportive of the gay community and are part of the social fabric a gay person relies on to feel accepted and welcome in their community

Andrea went to the bar with Mark in Seattle and his friends called her a dickless in dickland (DID)

by explorewithlanda June 6, 2012

Dickhanded

When something is stolen from you right as you were going to pick it up.

jacked swiped

I was reaching for the remote but my bother dickhanded it and put on some cartoons.

by Satansballsakk August 6, 2010

Dicklarious

When one is performing a dickish move to someone else and it's absolutely hilarious, but cruel

" Yo is that an I phone 4? Let me check that out " *drop on floor*
" not anymore "
" lol dood that's dicklarious "

by J3rs3yd3vil September 11, 2011