People with small dick energy carry themselves like they have a really embarrassing secret that they're terrified of other people knowing. They often spend lots of time and energy trying to project a sense of confidence that rings hollow.
Logan wouldn't project such small dick energy if he could just take some time to relax, be at peace with himself, realize where his worth really comes from, and stop caring so much about other people's opinions.
by _moanium December 30, 2022
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B: The new guy in the department just told me I've been doing my job wrong for the last ten years.
E: He doesn't know anything. He's just got serious Little Dick Energy.
E: He doesn't know anything. He's just got serious Little Dick Energy.
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Assholes feel like less of an asshole if they believe the person they're being an asshole to is also an asshole. Don't let them have that.
If you say small dick energy, they can say it's body shaming. It makes them feel like they're not an asshole because you're an asshole too.
But Dry Dick Energy means there's never any pussy juice on their dick (or lube if they like guys). This insult targets their incompetence, which is within their control.
(Whispering) They're actually not wrong about the body shaming thing, but that's not gonna help them anymore after we've made this change.
Assholes feel like less of an asshole if they believe the person they're being an asshole to is also an asshole. Don't let them have that.
If you say small dick energy, they can say it's body shaming. It makes them feel like they're not an asshole because you're an asshole too.
But Dry Dick Energy means there's never any pussy juice on their dick (or lube if they like guys). This insult targets their incompetence, which is within their control.
(Whispering) They're actually not wrong about the body shaming thing, but that's not gonna help them anymore after we've made this change.
(Girl posts sexy pic on social media)
Asshole: Reporting this. You're 27 now, and you can't get implants until you're 18. So all that plastic in your ass is way too young to be in this picture.
Rando 1: Small dick energy so intense it's charging up my phone battery. Say more.
Rando 2: More like Dry Dick Energy. Size hardly matters with a personality like that. A Pringles can is no better than a TicTac if nobody's ever gonna touch it.
Asshole: Reporting this. You're 27 now, and you can't get implants until you're 18. So all that plastic in your ass is way too young to be in this picture.
Rando 1: Small dick energy so intense it's charging up my phone battery. Say more.
Rando 2: More like Dry Dick Energy. Size hardly matters with a personality like that. A Pringles can is no better than a TicTac if nobody's ever gonna touch it.
by Some random person, idfk August 12, 2023
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Acronym: DDE
Acronym: DDE
“OMG that guy Rick is so dreamy, but I’m getting some Dirty Dick Energy from him… I better use protection!”
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Under crusty-dick energy, one tends to ruthlessly skip over foreplay such as oral sex to the main act, and avoids bright lighting, to tenaciously hide the fact that your dick is crusting.
This has the paradoxical effect of appearing more confident and at times, more romantic due to the low lighting circumstances. It can lead to a win on both fronts. It can also give the illusion that you are not a man of selfishness and prefer mutual pleasure.
Under crusty-dick energy, one tends to ruthlessly skip over foreplay such as oral sex to the main act, and avoids bright lighting, to tenaciously hide the fact that your dick is crusting.
This has the paradoxical effect of appearing more confident and at times, more romantic due to the low lighting circumstances. It can lead to a win on both fronts. It can also give the illusion that you are not a man of selfishness and prefer mutual pleasure.
Cindy: I can't get over how mysterious Charles was last night....
Samantha: What do you mean?
Cindy: Usually men want blowjobs before sex, he went straight for it...it was kinda hot...
Samantha: Are you sure he didn't just have Crusty Dick Energy?
Samantha: What do you mean?
Cindy: Usually men want blowjobs before sex, he went straight for it...it was kinda hot...
Samantha: Are you sure he didn't just have Crusty Dick Energy?
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