Diet Dickbag

A Big Dick badass mother fucker. Sexy taste in clothes, watches, shoes, and vehicles. I would do anything for this man

Diet Dickbag: "check out my fancy watch"
Me: "dammmnnnnnn.... if i were a girl id let you play with my twat waffle because of that watch. No homo"

by Michael Ventavo III August 21, 2011

dickbag

slang term for foreskin

"mine doesn't look like that..."
"you mean you don't have a dickbag?!"

by that nigga jossy August 21, 2009

Dickbag

Sometimes used as a term for vagina

ed: she has a dickbag like a havasack

by Flobblem February 24, 2009

Dickbag

a girl normally with a name refering to a tree, that would be more common as a boys name, who constantly makes inappropriate comments and acts in a ridiculous manner.

often known for insulting her so-called friends, although dickbags have very little friends, in a public place but few of these insults are based on fact.

In a shop

"cant believe you lost your V-card at age 6"

(embarrased) "ahhh, your such a dickbag"

by Colebeast February 18, 2011

Dickbag

One who encompasses all qualities of a huge duffel bag full of penises. One who does not understand that driving 2 hours to Sebring, FL for a fantasy draft and then driving back home and retuning at 2 am when the traveler has a 6 am flight.

Kaleb is a douche. That dickbag took Terrell Owens in the 10th round even though that nigga don't have a job.

by Codes123466 August 21, 2013

dickbag

Just another word for the vagina.

I stuck it in her dickbag.

by gayass November 22, 2006

Dickbag

Scumbag, Condom, Jimmy, rubber, protection.

Don't flush the dickbag down the toilet, it wreaks havoc on the septic system...

by GR March 18, 2003