Diagonal Sex

Also called "the Diagonal," is a sexual position in which the woman lays down facing up and the man lays diagonally over here, while inserting his penis into her their bodies froming the letter "X."

"Lets spice it up tonight, do you want to try Diagonal sex?"

1. "Hey hubby, wanna try this new sexual position tonight, that I read in a popular women's article? 2. "Yeah what's the name of it?"
1. "The Diagonal!"
2. "That sounds oddly arrousing!"

by Caboose988 July 9, 2018

diahrea

liquid shit and piss that can sometimes hurt

"qrplomp" says the diahrea "O shit i shouldn't have had that chipotle"

by fuckinbitchestogetmoney June 8, 2016

Fuck Me Diagonally

similar to 'fuck me sideways' but with a harsher meaning and used often to describe something so fucked up and outrageous it's not even funny. also a california shit bitch

doctor- "your wife is pregnant with twins who both have AIDS."

you- "Fuck Me!"

doctor- "you didn't let me finish. you also have AIDS."

you- "FUCK ME DIAGONALLY!!!!"

by hell in a hand basket... November 16, 2011

diaphanous

Light and Delicate.

Benedict+Samantha

Benedict and Samantha were dressed very diaphanous at their wedding.

by ShingleShite May 5, 2017

diaphragm

The part of the human body that tightens and moves down to create lower air pressure in the lungs than in the outside environment, allowing air to move into the lungs. This part then relaxes and moves back up, generating higher air pressure in the lungs than the outside environment, forcing carbon dioxide out of the lungs. This part also separates the chest cavity (cardiovasuclar and respiratory) from the abdominal cavity (digestive system), which is why your chest expands as you breathe. Also that fancy part of an air horn that rapidly vibrates in response to air movement, generating that screeching sound.

(From Business Insider) "When you take a breath in, your diaphragm tightens and is pulled down to allow your lungs to expand. When you exhale, your diaphragm relaxes and is pushed back up to expel the air from your lungs."

by Tornadopelt March 13, 2019

Diag

Band nerd slang for a diagonal formation.

"I smell me a diag!"

by Amoran March 13, 2009

Self Diagnosed ADHD

A dumb ass who took a buzzfeed test and it said they have ADHD, and now uses it for ever excuse in the world.

Me: Are you focused?
Them: OMG! I’m so sorry, It’s just my ADHD LOL!
Me: Do you actually have ADHD, like went to a doctor?
Them: No, I took a quiz and It said I have ADHD
Me: Jesus, you’re a dumb ass, That’s just Self Diagnosed ADHD.

by Mrsymphony September 14, 2020