Destination Fucked

A woman chugging half a beer before failing to crush the can on her head, then almost falling g off a roof; simultaneously being flicked off by a small child; fire and a fat pig in the same frame for some odd reason

Bloody wanker! They're all headed to Destination Fucked!

by Double R Bar Burger November 29, 2018

destination fucked

There's a sheila drinking beer, and hitting herself. She tries to be Tony Hawk. She fails hard. She lays there for a while. Here's a kid pulling the finger. To the right you'll notice there's a fire. Aaand there's a fat pig.

Ozzy Man said " Someone should write this as the definition of "destination fucked" in the dictionary".

by Grandmastershek November 29, 2018

Destination Fucked

A place where you'll find a woman named Sheila surrounded by fire, a kid flipping the bird, and a fat pig, all while she smashes a beer on her head and attempts to skate off of a roof Tony Hawk style, and eats shit.

"By golly Bob, that woman sent herself straight to Destination Fucked after attempting that sad stunt"

by kingfisher93 November 29, 2018

Destiny

A girl that will forever have your back no matter what. Someone that can be your friend and lover. The worlds most baddest bitch of all time . Bitches will never compare to Destiny and will never be as sassy or bad as Destiny . There’s only one bad bitch on this planet and it’s Destiny .

“Damn I wish I was born a destiny”.
“Fuck I hate my mom why didn’t she make me a destiny”
“Destiny puts the D in Delicious

by YungBoyE April 14, 2019

final destination-type shit

1) Any situation where the outcome could result in your undoing. Usually in some freaky ass accident, as seen in the Final Destination movies.

2)Exclaimed after or used to describe an event that ACTUALLY WAS like a situation from the Final Destination movies.

1)"yo guy, change lanes. driving behind a log truck is some final destination-type shit."

2)"i really wasn't expecting to see a kid get hit by a milk truck today, that was some final destination-type shit!"

by yo guy February 12, 2007

Destination fucked

Being filmed while smashed on a roof top, shot gunning a stubie with a face smash while attempting a Tony hawk kick flip and eating shit mid way, with the youth of today watching on giving moral support in the form of a fuck you finger amidst a brewing fire of rage and a fat pig wandering aimlessly with the thoughts of 'someone just fucking eat me already'!

And at that moment, he arrived at 'destination fucked!'

by Magnetico November 29, 2018

Destination Fucked

When you drink beer then hit yourself with the can, fall off a skateboard onto your roof while a kid flips you off, a fire is to the right, and a fat pig is walking around.

One way ticket to destination fucked

by Siraco November 29, 2018