Deringer Scale

As stated by comedian and TV show host Zane Lamprey on a scale of 1 to 10 of how likely you were to masturbate as a measure of how you are feeling at a given time.

Sick with the flu I told the doctor on the Deringer Scale I was a 4.

by Tw1g December 6, 2010

derpiness

'derpiness' - noun.

The act of being stupid / silly but generally in an inoffensive way.

Sorry for my derpiness. I wasn't thinking properly!

His derpiness is off the chain today.

Your derpiness is making me laugh.

by squigglers January 12, 2016

derringer

A small short barreled pistol that was apparently very popular with ladies back in England in the 1800's (at least according to all the Romance Novelists) due to its ability to fit into a pocket.

As the large man reached for Alessandra, she pulled the small derringer out of her pocket and fired it into his chest.

by AMineE May 18, 2005

Deeping

To make something deep or take it too far

“It’s just banter, no need to deep it.”
“Yeah, stop deeping it”

by GodGamer69 December 8, 2020

derpincompoop

Something a girl named Olivia says to act tough, however jeopardizing her credibility in the process.

Hero: "Wanna fight?"
Peasant: "Derpincompoop"

by LarryNoodle March 5, 2014

Dolphin Derfing

The act of dry humping with oscillations occurring rhythmically taking the form of the wigglings of a dolphin out of water.

Dude are you taking that Provo hair school chick out again? Yeah dude, if I play my cards right we’ll be dolphin derfing hard tonight.

by Mondo Johnson April 16, 2019

Derpina

The female meme version of Derp or Herp. These memes are usually paired up in one set, mostly in the Rage Comics.

Herp: Look at that Derpina right there. God I had a good time with her last night.

Herp da Derp: WTF DERP THAT'S MY MOTHER FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFU

by lardbuster August 1, 2011