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defecation altercation

Essentially, a "shit fight". A defecation altercation is an expression of extreme anger and frustration. Occasionally, it may be synonymous with "shit fit", or the throwing of feces.
That's it, we're gonna' have a defecation altercation. Betch.
by anonyfawks August 5, 2010
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Self-Defecating

To intentionally or unintentionally shit one's pants.
Man: What's that horrid stink? Have you shit yourself again?

Man 2: I've been self-defecating.
by lightheaded2687 March 5, 2010
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THE EMBRYONIC MANIFESTATIONS OF DEFECATION

That intestinal rumbling that occurs at the most inopportune of times, and is unequivocally indicative of a loaf brewing inside your intestinal tract.
While driving down the interstate, there was no obvious reason to take a pit stop; however, after approaching the sign that read "Next Service Area - 24 miles," then the onset of intestinal distress occurred, as I passed the sign.
I clenched my ass cheeks as tightly together as my gluteal muscles would permit, rolled down the windows, turned off the heater and radio, and asked all occupants to "shut the fuck up" until these embryonic manifestations of defecation subsided. Unfortunately, this didn't happen, as I unleashed with a rectal fury and shit my drawers!
by weave December 9, 2003
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Defecatus Academus

I couldn't hold it til I got home, so I had to do the Defecatus Academus.
by Doomie June 7, 2004
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demecia

An overall great girl who has been through alot
A real freak when she wanna be
She knows how to keep alot of hoes in her bed
Bro did you find you a freak yet?
Ya,demecia a real freak
by Bigdicc December 22, 2016
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Immaculate Defecation

Where one voids his or her bowels, only to find, by wiping one's anus, that no evidence of the event remains. Not as rare as immaculate conception, but still magical.
Cletus found, after taking a huge shit, that his first wipe was completely clean. "Hallelujah!" He exlaimed, "Immaculate defecation!"
by puppy hugger February 7, 2009
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demeka

Demeka is a beautiful all around amazing girl that loves odd things. but is still tons of fun to be with! Demekas are usually blond but don't act like it. they are strong and confident people but u can hurt their feeling easily. Demekas are also very beautiful inside and out!
i wish a had a Demeka personality!!
by ducky3600 November 1, 2012
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