Also known as WPTD, when a white person consistently attempts to be on time, but always ends up running 15-45 minutes late, thereby actually running on black people time.
Tracy told me she'll be here in an hour and a half, but ended up calling me two hours later to tell me she was almost here, she definitely has white people time delusion. Many CEO's, performers and millionaires run on this time. Also known as Rock Star Time.
by pokie nose December 20, 2010
Get the white people time delusionmug. The White People Time Delusion is a common condition among white people. Some will say that they will start running on Black People Time, but this is not correct.
Usually under this affliction, white people will arrive at WHATEVER THE FUCK time they want, even if the time they are to arrive on is very important. For example, a graduation, funeral, party, their own fucking funeral, you name it.
Also, white people will commonly be angry at YOU for being mad at them for arriving at whatever fucking time they please.
To note: No. They are never just "five minutes away." That is part of the delusion.
Usually under this affliction, white people will arrive at WHATEVER THE FUCK time they want, even if the time they are to arrive on is very important. For example, a graduation, funeral, party, their own fucking funeral, you name it.
Also, white people will commonly be angry at YOU for being mad at them for arriving at whatever fucking time they please.
To note: No. They are never just "five minutes away." That is part of the delusion.
"It's 3:30... Mom just got here. She has to have the White People Time Delusion. She was supposed to be here at noon."
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"Yesterday."
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"Yesterday."
by Stan S. February 2, 2023
Get the White People Time Delusionmug. buy someone a CAR for christmas?? HUH?? -did someone tell these dealers i'm shitting golden eggs?? -GOLLY GOSH DARN!! (respect for christians!!) -what kind of world are we living in??
-even if i were a 'high roller', the person would have had to have been a basic slave to me, to rate that.........(this includes SEX!!)
-even if i were a 'high roller', the person would have had to have been a basic slave to me, to rate that.........(this includes SEX!!)
by michael foolsley December 15, 2010
Get the christmas car sales delusionmug. Gnotdreamer
by RTJF November 26, 2023
Get the Delusionmug. by B. Fashizz June 3, 2016
Get the Fecal delusionmug. When a woman believes the more amount of makeup she wears, the more attractive she appears to be.
This is never the case as it only highlights their crippling insecurities and nonexistent self-esteem.
Like all mental illnesses, women who suffer from delusions of contour need professional help.
This is never the case as it only highlights their crippling insecurities and nonexistent self-esteem.
Like all mental illnesses, women who suffer from delusions of contour need professional help.
Darius: Yo did you see Emily at the party last night?!
Jude: ya but she was looking beat ngl
Darius: that birthday makeup she had on was outlandish!
Jude: kinda feel bad, she got some serious delusions of contour. Homegirl was out here lookin like Pennywise from Wish!!
Jude: ya but she was looking beat ngl
Darius: that birthday makeup she had on was outlandish!
Jude: kinda feel bad, she got some serious delusions of contour. Homegirl was out here lookin like Pennywise from Wish!!
by bredsheeran81 January 2, 2024
Get the Delusions of Contourmug. a very specific brand of delusion. this is where you dated someone who dumped your ass, then you go on acting like they didn't. this includes posting about them on social media with captions like "loml" and texting them asking when your next date is, when honestly they probably blocked your number.
if left untreated, you will likely end up throwing your entire life away for this person, failing your ACT and never going to college because all you do is think about them. therefore, it's best to seek treatment as soon as onset of symptoms begin.
if left untreated, you will likely end up throwing your entire life away for this person, failing your ACT and never going to college because all you do is think about them. therefore, it's best to seek treatment as soon as onset of symptoms begin.
1: did you see Amy's latest insta post? still posting about Ethan and her anniversary even though he dumped her ass
2: oof she got that Liv delusion. someone better save her before it's too late
2: oof she got that Liv delusion. someone better save her before it's too late
by ZFTyler April 28, 2025
Get the Liv delusionmug.