deli is open

-Refers to the fact that a girl is looking/ accepting suitors and hook up buddies.

-Especially when in pursuit of someone specific

Megan: Holy shit Maura, he's so hot.

Maura: Is the deli is open for him?
Megan: Fuck yes

by Marm the grandmother November 29, 2016

Teresa Deli

The worst Polski Sklep

Teresa Deli looks like it was made out of cardboard.

by YeetedMeat March 27, 2019

New deli

When you poor hot sauce down your penis and cum all over the girls back making a Indian flag while saying taste the spice

Up for new deli tonight

by Liam is sexy August 9, 2020

Deli Bitch

Conceived from "check out chick" the "Deli Bitch" is that poor sucker in the back supermarket who has to slice every bodies ham.

1. (Dept. Manager) Who's our Deli Bitch tonight?

2. (Customer) That Deli Bitch gave me woeful service!

by mickenz4567676 March 19, 2011

samurai deli

Is like jazz on crack. Its more like very poorly constructed ska music with no real direction or lyrical meaning.

It can also be used to define pseudo-musicians with drug habits.(heroin,meth, or crack commonly)

Man dont listen to them. Thats samurai deli.

Hey did you hear? Dustin and Alex are samurai deli.

by someone who hates you January 4, 2008

Deli roll

when you have a threesome with two jewish guys and a non-jewish shiksa

Works best with DP so the non-jew is in the middle

celaena loves those weinstein deli rolls

During my deli roll with shlomie and yitzi they both got mustard all over my chest

by yiddin October 21, 2012

Deli hoe

Aislin

Wow look at Aislin she’s such a deli hoe

by exe-weeb January 14, 2020