An expression used to describe an individual who through sloth-like behaviour causes others around him or her to be late for any event.
The term is often used by students at college or university (UK) and is sometimes used to refer to an individual who has been annoying, retarded, or been witnessed doing something of unquestionable stupidity.
The term is often used by students at college or university (UK) and is sometimes used to refer to an individual who has been annoying, retarded, or been witnessed doing something of unquestionable stupidity.
"What a tool, that guy is an actual train delay."
"Late again, that Brannan is an actual train delay..."
"If Sarah doesn't stop pissing about we'll miss the start... AN ACTUAL TRAIN DELAY!"
"Late again, that Brannan is an actual train delay..."
"If Sarah doesn't stop pissing about we'll miss the start... AN ACTUAL TRAIN DELAY!"
by 488042 April 17, 2013
Get the an actual train delay mug.When a female text messages a guy, but he does not respond until hours later and usually with a one word response.
I texted _________ (insert guy's name) six hours ago about plans for tonight and he finally texted back saying "yeah"... uugghh I HATE man delay!!
by GFYslotslot October 21, 2011
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Delaya is a smart person usually. She oftens likes to keep to herself but shows a lot of her personality. Delaya likes to look up to people who are good example to others also. Delaya has a few close friends she can trust. Someone named Maya would be like a sister to her. Delaya is very rare so don't be so easy.
by Jessica Banders November 15, 2017
Get the Delaya mug.Sploosh Delay is the silence that occurs for about 2 or 3 seconds after a port-o-potty has been tipped over. After this silence, a fairly loud "splooshing" sound can easily be heard. At this point, whatever was inside the toilet will come flowing out of the openings at the top of the port-o-potty, and also out of the door if it was tipped on its face.
Hellraiser 1: Alright dude it's down! Let's get the fuck out of here!!
Hellraiser 2: I don't hear anything, was it empty?
Hellraiser 1: No man, that's just sploosh delay. Give it another second...there it goes!!
Hellraiser 2: That's fuckin' nasty!! There is fucking brown water pouring out of the top, and it smells like shit!!
Hellraiser 2: I don't hear anything, was it empty?
Hellraiser 1: No man, that's just sploosh delay. Give it another second...there it goes!!
Hellraiser 2: That's fuckin' nasty!! There is fucking brown water pouring out of the top, and it smells like shit!!
by TZR July 6, 2005
Get the sploosh delay mug.A criminally insane political prostitute with no conscience; Tom Delay is known to give handjobs to lobbyists for wooden nickels.
by Dungheap June 1, 2006
Get the Congressman Delay mug.The updated word for "Retard". Retard has become overused and highly offensive, so the (RPA) Retarded Peoples Assosiation changed Mentaly Retarded to Mentaly delayed. Thus the new hateful, rude and demeaning word is Delay
No one gives a fuck about what you got to say Robbie. Your just a fucking delay!
Shit! did u see that delay get struck by that bus?
Shit! did u see that delay get struck by that bus?
by Delay_destroyer69 April 2, 2010
Get the Delay mug.When you drink several shots of Bacardi and the effects don't kick in until the next day, 12 hours later.
"Damn guys, when's this shit gonna start to kick in?"
--12 hours later--
"TIMIL DEEEPPPS!!! OCONOC!!!! RETARDEd.....DILdO....FUCkERSSSS!!!"
--12 hours later--
"TIMIL DEEEPPPS!!! OCONOC!!!! RETARDEd.....DILdO....FUCkERSSSS!!!"
by TimilDeeps October 22, 2003
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