Recommend for Deletion

What happens to bullshit definitions.

This definition of "window" is "well-shaved vagina." I don't know what the hell this is, I'm recommending it for deletion.

by gs68 August 18, 2004

Deflection

Noun. The act of avoiding receipt of a compliment by changing the subject or playing coy

Brandon was so uncomfortable with his favor client's gesture that he made a joke, a true deflection

by TherapistsRock February 15, 2021

Jen Deletion

The process of permanently removing one from your life because they wronged you, don't have a sense of humor, or they just can't hang.

I had to resort to Jen Deletion because that bitch had no sense of humor.

by ArayKing October 29, 2011

drama deflection

One who deflects their problems, using drama.

"That guy is constantly using drama deflection, instead of worrying about themselves."

by cocknbulls October 13, 2013

Danish Deflection

The rare occurrence when one intends to ejaculate in a girl's mouth but misses, hitting her cheek, but magically deflecting onto a danish nearby. This has actually occurred only once in the history of mankind, because no one likes to have sex with a danish watching.

The Ancient Greek Jepherus Koblias is the only person known to have experienced the phenomenon known as "the Danish Deflection," before danishes even existed. Wait, what?

by Dr. Morris Piston Wadsworth January 19, 2009

Deflation

The feeling one gets after all the parental hype of your life gets swept away by reality. Usually after hichschool when you are no longer the most popular and the only college to accept you is Lost Dog Community College or Drunken State Univ. Also experienced after college when you realize- you are not going to be drafted by a pro sports team, no one cares where you graduated from, and your loans total 85K and your job pays 26K a year.

Mark: What's up. Haven't seen you since highschool. Did you finish Harvard?
John: I never got accepted. I'm going to DSU.
Mark: Oh. Still shooting for the NFL?
John: I got a busted knee. I'm majoring in business now.
Mark: Wow, sounds tough. Your parents are still proud though. You won state in highschool and that'll last forever.
John: I'm gonna go, I don't feel so hot.
Mark: It's ok your experiencing deflation.

by m1z_w1z_11 September 10, 2005

Derection

when one has an erection and wishes to make it soft. usually because somebody is coming upstairs or into your room during a wank. And when made soft, will become a derection.

Mum: Dave, im coming to check if you are doing your homework!

Dave: Shit! i need a derection, and fast!

by elliot0084 June 11, 2008