ditzkrieg

An attacking political speech given by an incompetent candidate, or by an associate of same

She thought her fiery attack on the incumbent would sway the electorate, but I thought it was a total ditzkrieg.

by dr foo October 21, 2010

Ditz tard

A mentally ill lady gaga wanna be who wears 80's pump sneakers and weird front butt spandex pants with a forceful sorority whore attitude to try and fit in with normal people.

Daniel: Did you notice that fine ass bitch in the bathroom?

Travis: Dan, she wasn't fine, she was a ditz tard. You're drunk. Go home and sleep it off. Trust me, I'm saving you from heart ache.

by tsunbot September 24, 2011

deizure

When you get too much dick.

Timmy gave me so much dick, i got a deizure.

by Daddy is my daddy January 27, 2017

deitsched

Fucked up, screwed

Shit i that test deitsched me because i didn’t study.

That guy is so deitsched for raping a girl

by yung bokchoi December 11, 2017

Deitrich Maneuver

A sex position where the male/dominant partner takes his cellular device, sets it to vibrate, and rams it up the anus of the receiving partner. He then proceeds to call the phone, and the vibration stimulates the recieving partner to the point of sexual climax while he yells at the female/receiving partner to turn off her phone.

Ryan: "dude I tried the Deitrich Maneuver with my girlfriend last night"
Liam: "woah, that's pretty sweet dude"
Ryan: "I couldn't get the phone out though"

by Nutbuster2 January 4, 2018

Ditzy McCumfuck

- The lowest of the low.
- See "asshole", "shitstain"
- A mixture of being both an idiot and a prick.

Matt: I just found out that the girl who rejected me got cancer a few months ago! What a loser!

John: God you're such a Ditzy McCumfuck.

by agoodusername May 25, 2021

Dertz

A Dertz is a singular or plural noun (a group of Dertz, a Dertz, the Dertz) meaning someone who interjects into a subject that is irrelevant to themselves.

Scenario One: Off-Duty Dertz

Boss: Hey can someone help me with this?
The Dertz: I would but I am on my break and I am about to go outside.
Boss: Why the hell did you even come over here then? If you aren’t working it obviously doesn’t pertain to you.
The Dertz: But sir-
Boss: Stop being a fucking Dertz

Scenario Two: The Tale of an Ignorant Dertz

Cop: Alright I want whoever tagged this to scrub it off, this area does not count as the skatepark.
Dertz: *approaches scene* I didn’t do that so I ain’t scrubbing
Skaters: Here comes the Dertz
Cop: If you didn’t do it, why did you walk over here?
Dertz: Cuz I wanted to
Cop: Congratulations! You get to clean it up now

by evercreeper July 19, 2021