Def totes

literally meaning definitely totally. It's used as an agreement and/or for emphasis.

I know it's redundant, that's the point.

Originated in SLOCAL when LMosko used it in a sentence, spread by JC. Brought to NorCal by Soup.

Miss Alyss: "My picture looks like a prostitute mug shot, doesn't it?"
JC: "def totes."

It does.

"We def totes need some (pussy/munchies/local awareness/entertainment)"

by JCeezy November 4, 2008

def poetry

Created by Mos Def, it features poets and artist from around the country. It was telivised on HBO and can be bought on DVD. A poetry slam in this context, would be a smaller auditorium or play hall, but many poetry slams take place in cofee shops and other assorted small shops.

"Man did you see Jewel read her poem on last nights Def Poetry Jam? It made me so angry at everyone!"

by Gel March 24, 2005

def-not

Most definitely never, ever EVER going to happen.

Your good friend: "You and that girl are cute together!"
You: "Def-not."

by Logan Hahn February 14, 2009

Def-dogs

equivalent to saying "definitely"

You going to that party Friday?' 'Def-dogs, man, you know I never miss a party.

by alybarr June 17, 2010

Def-N-Merk

a Rap Duo from the Bronx that currently Reside in Maryland

Def-N-Merk are the illest rappers in the DMV!

by DefnMerkFan1 August 25, 2010

def whore

short for definition whore.
1. someone engaged in definition whoring
2. someone who logs on to UD to write a retarded definition about their girlfriend/boyfriend, cat, character in a videogame, etc. that wastes the editors time and delays the approval of more worthy definitons.

shut up you goddamned def whores. no one cares about the retarded antics of your level 60 paladin and "his amazing ability to heal people"

by commustar December 31, 2008

def sex

Some couple have abc sex - anniversary, birthday, christmas. After that comes DEF sex - don't ever f*ck.

My husband works nights, so we have DEF sex.

by Hurricane5 October 15, 2015