December 1st

National give your youngest son your old laptop day

Son: Hey dad it’s December 1st
Dad: oh hey son here’s my laptop

by Mrcoolguy December 1, 2019

It's december 1st! Give your girl bsf a hoodie!

by kurtaisttt November 22, 2022

The person born on December 1st is one of the most gorgeous people with the best personality ever!

Person 1: I can’t wait for my birthday!
Person 2: When is it?
Person 1:December 1st!
Person 2: No wonder you’re that attractive.🙄

by Kiki_23 August 15, 2021

It’s Happy Penis Day. Today marks the end of No Nut November and it’s cruelty. Congratulations if you survived and I wish you a Happy Penis day!

Bob “Dude! It’s December 1st! NNN is finally over!”
Steven “I know man, Happy Penis Day!”

Random Chad: Yo bro look it’s December 1st you get to let out your load after a long month.

by EvanDixonn November 27, 2019

December 1st is national glow-up day. eat candy to glow-up!

December 1st is national glow-up day that means you get to eat candy all day until December 2nd.

by Baddest bxtch November 1, 2020

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