A rare disease causing people to constantly be one sentence behind in conversation without realizing it.
That guy with delayed conversationalism always ruins social gatherings, because he will accidentally insult people to their faces.
by Frank Hagglemann August 1, 2016
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Yeah I was just thinking that.
That was a delayed fake IQ
Yeah I was just thinking that.
That was a delayed fake IQ
by 100percentcaveman November 16, 2016
Get the Delayed fake IQ mug.The extra time spent sitting on the toilet waiting for other patrons of the men's room to leave. Usually occurs in corporate settings after malodorous toilet episodes.
"I had like a 7 minute shame delay because my boss was in the crapper next to me."
"I knew the guy in the stall next to me began a shame delay, but there was no way I was coming out first. However, after 4 minutes of silence we both gave up and went to wash our hands. It was awkward."
"I knew the guy in the stall next to me began a shame delay, but there was no way I was coming out first. However, after 4 minutes of silence we both gave up and went to wash our hands. It was awkward."
by TPS Report March 30, 2008
Get the Shame Delay mug.When a girl that is a solid 8 slowly becomes less attractive due to an excessive use of drugs. This process usually begins in middle school and starts with weed as the girl ages she becomes more open to harder drugs. Eventually after year of abuses many girls will begin: to have excessive tattoos, and piercings, acquire a bad taste for music and cloths, dye their hair unusual colors, develop unusual facial features, and become extremely skinny. The process of weedioactive decay is complete in 3 ways 1 your younger sister become hotter than you, 2 you resemble a crack addict 3, you resemble a vampire
Joe : Did you see that picture of Shelby on Facebook?
Phil : You mean the one where she has green hair and is wearing a shirt that resembles a bumble bee. #weedioactive decay
Joe : yea that one...
Phil : You mean the one where she has green hair and is wearing a shirt that resembles a bumble bee. #weedioactive decay
Joe : yea that one...
by lokatzcharlie June 13, 2012
Get the weedioactive decay mug.The progressive decay of a man's nuts due to the existence of a wife and kids.
Nut decay is typically based on a half-life theorem or progressive exponential decay. A man will on average lose 50% of their nuts due to a women joining their life and half their remaining nuts with each child.
Nut decay is typically based on a half-life theorem or progressive exponential decay. A man will on average lose 50% of their nuts due to a women joining their life and half their remaining nuts with each child.
My good friend used to be a stud, but after getting married and having 5 kids he's barely a man. We're talking about serious Nut Decay.
by HomeAlone October 30, 2018
Get the Nut Decay mug.A type of decay that causes a person to age backwards. This was first discovered By Benjamin K. In the second grade. There are only 5 known cases of Barry Decay in the world. This was first discovered on a man named Barry Anshutz, while being experimented on my Benjamin K. This is still a mystery on why and when this happened but the lead and most intelligent scientist in the world Benjamin K. is studiying it now.
by Benjamin K, lead scientist November 2, 2020
Get the Barry Decay mug.Tower delay simulator, A rename of Tower defense simulator, Because of many delays, People memed about this name
It is a game named Tower defense simulator.
It is a game named Tower defense simulator.
Someone: Hey I like tower delay simulator, I just wish it wasn't delayed
Another person: Yeah. I wish it wasn't delayed too, Lets go play it in the mean time shall we?
Someone: Okay.
Another person: Yeah. I wish it wasn't delayed too, Lets go play it in the mean time shall we?
Someone: Okay.
by ARandomStrangerThatSucksAtGame October 10, 2021
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