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cum dumpster diving

Oral on a woman who has recently had sexual intercourse with one or more casual partners. Effectively, "sloppy seconds" meets "muff diving" with a side order of creampie.
I married a hot but aging pornstar; my former best buddy married a Sunday school teacher. He'd accuse me of "cum dumpster diving", an ugly pejorative based on "dumpster diving" (retrieval of discarded items from trash for environmental re-use) and "cum dumpster" (a double-standard describing a woman with the sexual morals of a man). It's as if he thought our entire relationship was nothing but an orgy of multiple partners, fucklicking and creampie eating... every night. One day, when he was hitting the bottle and his wife was away, he sheepishly admitted he said what he had as he hadn't had sex in months and regretted many of his own life choices. I love my hotwife.
by bitchuck September 6, 2021
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davinder

davinder is happy today thats why its a sunny day
by davinder May 24, 2008
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Reef Diving

1. The act of spooning another man at high speeds

2. Acting in a homosexual manner, whether by accident or on purpose. Can also be used in the form of "Taking a dive on the reef".
A: What is Robert doing to Zach?
B: He's reef diving.
by annon.guy September 12, 2013
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Davina

Davina is a girls name, it also means Divine in Spanish. The boys version of it is Dave or David. Davina is a beautiful and pretty name. Loads of very beautiful girls would love to have the name, It's not that popular as it used to be in the U.S America. It goes with loads of double barrell names like: Davina-Rose, Davina-Rae, Davina-May and etc.
That girl is beautiful! She must be a Davina
by GreenApplesxo January 26, 2014
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Davina

Davina is a pretty word. Usually is a beautiful person.

You jealous if Davina?
Don't blame ya.
Davina is a smart and beautiful person who is excellent at many things, And is very artistic.

Also Davina is very good at standing up for people and is not afraid to tell people off.
person: that girls hot
person 2: you should date her
davina: you want to date me? No.
by 14acamex December 9, 2016
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mexican diving board

When a person does a line of cocaine off an erect penis.
Caitlin did a mexican diving board off Mr Lock's dick!
by mrlock March 27, 2009
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freezer diving

Eating whatever is left in the back of the freezer, rather than actually cleaning up and going out for real food. It's dumpster diving for people who have homes.
Bill? You're eating a vegetarian burrito. When did you decide to try the vegetarian lifestyle?

I'm not. It's my ex-girlfriend's from freshman year. I was freezer diving.
by PsychoPuppyDad August 5, 2010
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