Dilfdo

A magical dildo that is inserted in the anus, then the user must press a button, activating the dildos spikes. However, this object can grant you any super power.

Man: Shit, I'm out of gas, I'll have to use my dilfdo to become the Flash so I can just run.

by solidsnake_8608 February 24, 2009

DILF

dad i'd like to fuck.
a dad usually very good looking or hott through ages 30-50

'daayumm Gabby's dad's one hot dilf!

by yamayama July 21, 2007

dilf

a dad that you find sexually attractive.
D - dad
I - i'd

L - like to
F - fuck

Jasmine - "Beth, your dads such a dilf!"
Beth - "Rot in hell you hoe."

by blackartttt June 12, 2009

DILF

Acronym, stands for Dad I'd Like to Fuck.

Describes an extremely hot man, whether or not he's married, who has children.

Rose's next door neighbor is definitely a DILF.

Some women think Todd Palin is a DILF.

by Antagonistic Sarah January 9, 2009

DILF

Dad I'd Like (to) Fuck

Girl, your dad is a total DILF

by Berney December 24, 2007

Dilf

Dad I'd like to F***.

Girl 1: Did you see Stacey's dad?
Girl 2: Totally, what a dilf!

by NowThatsDebatable January 28, 2010

DEILF

Death Eater I'd Like to Fuck

Bellatrix Lestrange is a total DEILF

by rtv0587 July 26, 2009