Diplomat

An English dessert composed of English creme, biscuits, layered with jam, candied fruit, and custard.

"Ay, lets order some dessert now"

"Alright, have you tried their Diplomats? they're rather extraordinary"

"No I have not. I'll take your word for it"

by Jayden~ßen~Layden October 3, 2009

Diplomacy

The are of letting someone else have your way.

"She decided to be diplomatic and let him buy the diamond necklace that she really wanted." "Well that was mean." "No, that was diplomacy."

by crash01 February 24, 2010

Diplomatress

The accompaning spouse of a Diplomat, a Diplomatress travels the world seeing the sights and sounds, in return for providing sexual favours and running the personal admin of a Diplomat.

"I heard the Ambassador's wife is an accomplished cardiologist."
"Was, now she's a diplomatress."

by Diplomatress HQ September 2, 2012

Diplomatic Idiot

A non-political adult who does not understand how politics works

Brian was a Diplomatic Idiot.

by bonelesspizza October 22, 2016

Diplomatic Bukkake

A situation of a more or less synchronous international expulsion of diplomats as a means of expressing contempt with the expelled diplomats' national government's actions or solidarity with the state that had made the expulsion in the first place.

Russia has been suffering a massive diplomatic bukkake ever since the accusations of being liable for the poisoning of an ex-spy in Salisbury in March 2018

by juicefan April 13, 2018

Federal Diplomas

Legal tender (cash) in the form of legally minted paper bills.
n. Federal Diploma ->A single legally minted paper bill of a positive financial value such as a $1 bill, $5 bill, $100 bill, etc.

"Bob got a college diploma to get a job that will allow him to earn the federal diplomas that he will need to get a Ferrari."

"That stripper wasn't impressed by the number of inches of your junk; only the number of digits on the federal diploma you gave her."

by J. L. Franklin June 2, 2008

Dikplomatic

When woman discuss the size of a guys penis, and even though he was small, they do not wish to offend since dealing with a sensitive matter. Therefore they are being dikplomatic.

Girl 1 - So was he Big?

Girl 2 - wasn't that big,

easy to suck on lol

and good enough to please.

Girl 1- Your so dikplomatic!!

by JachieChan November 15, 2011