Dingus

The proud weighty member in a state none other than semi-erect. Girth, Length, and Vessel Grouping are highly desirable features according to Dingus historians. ("The evolution of the Dingus" Circa 2001)

Dingus demands respect.

by Dirk Dingus June 4, 2009

Dingus

it has infinite meanings applicable to a host of social situations. However, usually it is in reference to the male genitalia.

Yeah I took her to see the legend of bagger vance and she totally touched my dingus.

by Dr.Steve Brule March 28, 2011

dingus

1. A gadget or tool whose name has been forgotten.
2. A stupid person

"Remember that stupid guy from the party that was such a tool? I forget his name..."
"pete?"
"yeah, Pete... man, what a dingus!"

by EvanTM January 14, 2008

Dingus

The male organ

She sucked his dingus a looooong time!

by Buzz Cola October 23, 2003

Dingus

A big dumbass trying to be smart
If u dont like my definition then ur a dingus

This stupid dingus just keeps bugging me

by Bob the word guy February 13, 2018

Dingus

An acceptable word to interject randomly into conversations or when there is an awkward silence. Can also be used to describe things when an appropriate adjective is unavailable.

ex 1: Man 1: "Yo dawg, didja hear about that-"

Man 2: "Dingus."

ex 2: Man 1: "Yo dawg, that party was so swag, I can't even describe it."

Man 2: "I can. Dingus."

by Kikibrowndowntown April 17, 2013

dingus

1. A alternative term for dildo or any phallic object. Plural is dingii.

2. Derogetory term for person

1. Look at the size of that dingus!
2. Oh - look at the lovely selection of dingii in that shop window.
3. See that guy there - he is just like such a dingus!

by Piffy Macnamara June 18, 2004