Derpy

Derpy means, quite weird or awkward, but also sort of funny at the same time.

Bob: hi joe! Did you see that girl today in math class? He sounded sooo weird and awkward when the teacher called on him!
Joe: yeah...
Derp Awkward Weird FunnyInAWay
Derpy is well what it sounds like.

by xXx_NekoDaTurtle_xXx December 16, 2015

Kintucky Derby

(noun) competitive group incest, whereby points are awarded for engaging in sex acts with immediate family members. Rules are generally at the discretion of participants; infants and toddlers are usually considered "off-limits".

"While I am disappointed in the results of this year's Kintucky Derby, I am very proud of the effort my family team put forth - especially my sexy daughter! We'll get 'em next year!"

by cyclopath May 22, 2010

derpy

adjective

accident prone; perhaps so much so that it makes one look foolish

I've been feeling pretty derpy today. Everything I touch seems to fall apart, and I cannot seem to do anything right.

by Count Schlick May 27, 2012

Derf

A number between 5 and 6. It was created by Carly from iCarly.

1: What is that new number T-Bo was talking about?
2: Oh yeah! That is derf.

by 2000s Kids Are Better May 24, 2018

Deify

A kickass song by Disturbed
(The only bad part is when bush talks in it)
BUSH IS AN ASSHOLE!!!!

I only wanted a blessing made
Now I've been labeled a renegade
It seems so clear now what I must do
You're no immortal
I won't let them
Deify you
They view you as the new messiah
Deify you
Renew belief in some demented man
-Disturbed "Deify"

by BushHater333 July 30, 2006

Derpy

Clumsy and foolish

My dog is so derpy,he bumps into things.

by Jackie Gurl March 31, 2015

derby and miguel

A sexy homosexual couple (two guys) that likes to joust, wear tight pink shirts, smack each other's butts, and do the "yes" dance together. One is black and one is asian, therefore they are referred to as "peanut-butter oreo". They are big supporters of the gay community and like to hold gay parades. The Derby is usually the male and the Miguel the female of the relationship.

"welcome to the jousting tournament, derby and miguel"
"derby and miguel look so good together"
"what time is the gay parade, derby and miguel?"
"get a room, derby and miguel"

by stepupmami October 8, 2008