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Dump Daze

The trance like state you fall under before you have to take a massive shit. You want to be alone and philosophize your life and write things down in a day-timer. You sit and bask in the fart like aroma sifting out of your asshole like steam through a manhole cover. God for bid you are interrupted by anybody, a person, a dog, even the phone ringing will overwhelm you with vulnerability, and self conscious feelings. You will immediately ninja to another room, ideally the bathroom to continue your seizure like stupor, or get it over with a drop the deuce.
Guy 1: It smells like stale shit in every room of the house!
Guy 2: Yeah when you where looking for me earlier I was in a dump daze, and had to use some stealth to avoid you.
Guy 1: I'm fucking moving out!
by brohan Sebastian Bach March 15, 2011
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Blaze and Daze

The complete opposite of wake and bake, blaze and daze consists of smoking a lot of marijuana and then "dazing" or going to sleep. Usually the last of your marijuana is used up.
"Damn dude, were almost out of weed...."

"Oh I know lets blaze and daze!"
by The U.r.k. March 24, 2010
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Dazzlin

To be or look completely fresh with tight gear accesories etc.

Another word for something just being extremely cool.
Hey yo homie, check out that cutie over there. Man is she dazzlin.

Person 1: Hey man have you played HALO 3 on the XBOX 360 yet?

Person 2: Nah foo is it off the hook?

Person 1: Heck yea Dogg it's dazzlin.
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DAZMAN

Also known as Daz Default. Warped photo of Darren the famous drummer from Dudley, West Midlands. Original photo of Darren pulling a jib on his now famous sofa wearing a Jack Daniels baseball cap, waistcoat and holding a Concorde wine bottle. Warped by his schoolmate Andy AKA Ben and secretly passed around the net without his knowledge. Used extensively when someone famous dies and Dazman's warped face is applied next to the dead person. Extensively used on Facebook and Myspace.
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