Romantic Cynic

Someone who realizes that the world is crap yet still holds true to their ideals, sense of honor, and optimism.

Guy 1: Why'd you give that homeless guy your change, he's just going to blow it on booze.

Guy 2: Yeah, you're probably right....but either way he'll be happy

Guy 1: God you are such a Romantic Cynic

by cptofthebluerose June 25, 2011

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by CG360 April 05, 2021

Arrrr!-cynic

A drug involving cynicism and pirates.

Arrrr!-cynic, while potentially lethal, makes for some fun times.

by Haragorn August 28, 2010

Cynical Sam

The act of shoving a bottle rocket in your pee hole, and inserting it into a girl's vagina.

I just gave Scott a Cynical Sam.

by Princess TRiZ June 13, 2011

cynical wankers

You seem like one yourself by complaining about it and acting like you aren't cynical. Now that's cynical.

by master bates IV September 07, 2003

Uber Cynic

A person who see things to be worse beyond all other views, over the top with sarcastic gloom and doom.

My glass is empty and half full of spit.

by bolex bros. July 09, 2003

Daniel the Cynic

A faultfinding pessimist who is always judging and not afraid to speak his mind and tell you that you suck.

Everything is a mess and will always be a mess - Daniel the Cynic

by Dreadqueen February 04, 2021