carlingus

1. the corollary to road head road-head
2. The act of performing cunnilingus while the recipient is operating a motor vehicle.

I was in the midst of performing carlingus when my girlfriend drove the car straight into a pole.

by #1CollegiateVehicleDynamacist October 12, 2012

Carlinize

Carlinized is quite similar to bastardized, except with more arrogance and randomness. To carlinize is to fictitiously create the optimization of numbers or metrics without any basis in reality or factual events.

An example of a Carlinized request: "Likely abnormal uniques volatility outside the range of historical divisions for that market?"

How in the world did you come up with those numbers? You must have Carlinized them!

by WebAnalyst March 18, 2013

charlinda

A presence of being. Charismatic, charming, friendly, loving.

Making love with aurora borealis in the devils pool while listening to Eddie Veddar and Portis Head equals Charlinda

by Schark13 October 26, 2013

George Carlin

The best white comiedean ever.

Go see George Carlin live on broadway

by Ryan Nic. July 18, 2008

carlingford

Carlingford, located central sydney, NSW AUSTRALIA
-2118
Overcrowded with arabs and an uprise with adlayZ~
THE WEED SMOKIEST TOWN IN SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE

"Where ya'll hail from"
"Carlingford yo, represent"
"Want to come for a choof?"

by suss_c October 7, 2006

Carlinville

A shit hole of a town.

"Don't go to Carlinville is is terrible."

by Lisa Bloom August 7, 2008

Charline

A shy girl that listen always Music she has beautyful eyes and a nice smile lots of people like her because she always help people, is cute and Charline is really haawwwwtttt ;;)

„Oh boy do you See that Girl next to the Busstop? She is cute and look her eyes“
„Bro that Girl is the hottest girl in town. It must be a Charline

„I’m so jealous. Charline kissed my crush!”
“Come on. Everyone wants to kiss Charline!”

by Charlinelmao October 24, 2019