penile curd

The term used in the surgeon's logbook to describe the sort of smeggy excretion produced by all the members of HMS Port Royal after they were all entertained by the same lady in a Port in Jamaica over a three-day period. Widely recognised as an excuse for having no quinine left.

'...Jan 21, 1653. The men are all up against the trots and the penile curd, although the hammocks preclude any buttock-ranging infestations...' Naval Surgeon, HMS Gallant

by ButtoxGalore January 21, 2008

Wisconsin Cheese Curd

When you water board someone with queso while stuffing their butt with cheese curds.

My hair and farts smelled like cheese for a week after that Wisconsin Cheese Curd.

by SassyPanda03 September 21, 2022

hair curd

the white smeg that sticks to vaginal hair

She was perfect, except for all those hair curds.
(see Mungo Jerry)

by Gorgone August 9, 2003

biff curd

vaginal secretions, something you fancy eating after a night litening to minimal techno

" i want some biff curd on toast"
"geez a swallae of yer biff curd"

by shlurp12345 March 7, 2009

Fanny curd

can be used as an offensive insult, just think about it... fanny curd.

"you're such a fanny curd!"

"Christ you've got alot of fanny curds"

by Stalfie October 8, 2009

nubbly curd

1) The goat cheese at the bottom of the container.
2) When you jizz into a cup and leave it out for a few days.

I was doing the dishes when I accidentally scrubbed the nubbly curd out of the bottom of my favorite coffee cup. My roommate is going to get the ass beating of a life time when he gets home.

by anonomys spiderman July 10, 2011

Hot Curd

A glass bottom boat augmented with a chilled quart of cottage cheese.

Janice wasn't impressed with my attempt at a glass bottom boat - so I upped the ante with a steaming Hot Curd.

by Narpets October 24, 2015