Joke cucked

When someone steals your joke

“She took my joke, she joke cucked me!”

by Me irl December 16, 2019

Cunted

noun 'Cunted' - to be receive a blow, strike, tackle, beating, walloping or injury of such severity that there are no other words in the English language to adequately describe the it. It is similar to 'mullered' but more severe

noun 'cunted'
1. that bloke on youtube that got hit by a bus was properly cunted
2. one of those poor bastards running with the bulls at Pamplona is going to get cunted
3. Mike Catt was totally cunted by Jonah Lomu in the Rugby World Cup
4. if he pisses me off one more time he is going to get cunted

adj 'cunting'
1. that bull proper gored him... gave him one hell of a cunting
2. a cunting is what will happen if you are hit by a bus
3. we are going to give the opposition rugby team a good cunting

by kavorkaa January 14, 2014

nigger cucked

A white husband who has agreed or been told by his wife that she's fucking negroid men exclusively.
This is part of a underground fetish scene and becoming widespread - you may not agree with it - but its real and happening - sometimes referred to as niggerworship.

White wife said to her white husband, "I have nigger cucked you"

by gregjkl September 30, 2007

Crunked

A word complete and utter retards use to describe getting smashed.

Yeah, I was so crunked- Oh wait, here comes the short bus, I got to get on.

by Scondren November 10, 2004

crunked

Slang.
Root words: Crazy and Drunk.
verb - To have fun and get wild, usually in a club or place where there is dancing and alchohol is served.

see also crunk.

verb. Wow did you see that girl on top of the bar shaking her booty? She is so crunked up.

by Jimbo March 4, 2005

cunted

To have one's penis removed in the process of going through a sexchange.

First I had my breast enlargement, then I went for the main operation where I was cunted.

by radioartichoke April 20, 2009

shit cunted

A popular phrase in Sothern England most frequently used when ones drinking companion has consumed far too many alcoholic drinks or mind-altering substances on a night out.

Can be used in place of the more traditional fucked, munted, wankered etc.

"Fuck me John, you're shit cunted"

by nuffcuts66 January 2, 2005