cuntelope

Affectionate term for your produce-playmate

After microwaving the melon to the appropriate temperature and drilling a hole to allow for insertion, John enjoyed an evening of passionate conversation with his cuntelope.

by vegen eviserator January 25, 2011

Cancelgate

1. Cancelgate (n.): The fallout and/or scandal caused by one person's serial cancellations of appointments.

2. Cancelgate (v.): To schedule meetings with colleagues, clients, family etc knowing you will end up cancelling and using a plethora of bullshit excuses to get out of attending forcing others to cover for you

1. Dude, last week Bill's kid was sick, yesterday his car broke down, and today he missed his flight. We've covered his meetings, but his clients are pissed. He's created a major "cancelgate" again.

2. There you go "cancelgating" again. You promised you would be here and now you tell me 5 minutes beforehand you can't because your kid has chicken pox for the third time this year???

by healthcare lobbyist guy October 6, 2011

cancelatio

When, about to engage in a sexual act, the recipients actions or words ensure the denial of sexual gratification.

Sam was ready for his angry (hj) from brunhilda until his (flatulence) resulted in a cancelatio.

by DJ T-Rav May 19, 2013

Cancel the Payment

When your one night stand forgets the condom and the pull out method doesn't work so you have to shamefully buy Plan B at a scary gas station before the other person wakes up

That hookup was embarrassing, the sex wasn't even good and I had to cancel the payment in the morning

by Fish licking good August 7, 2016

cancelanche

When a key person cancels plans with a group, causing several others to follow suit.

Once Jim decided to skip our party, Joyce and Bob were out too, followed by Steve, Nancy and Jonathan. It turned into a full-on cancelanche.

by Creatility October 31, 2017

why was invader zim canceled?

So.. why was invader zim Canceled? A sentence often used by fans of the most amazing cartoon created, invader Zim. Invader Zim was canceled because Nickelodeon didn't have enough funds to support it, or views. They didn't get views because Nickelodeon couldn't find a proper schedule for the show. Causing viewers to not know when to turn on their televisions. But the show was left with one important question.. How can they not support everyone's favorite cartoon but spend all their money on the KCA?

invader zim nickelodeon why was invader zim canceled?

by PieIsHotOhYeah April 11, 2014

cunnelingus

oral sex act performed by a person on a female's genitalia. The clitoris is the most sexually sensitive part of the human female genitalia, and its stimulation may result in female sexual arousal or orgasm

He performed cunnelingus on me last night and it was great!

by Kongboi May 29, 2018