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A cougar who demonstrates extaordinary levels of tackiness and/or hotness usually by choosing fashions which ceased to be age-appropriate years ago. She is often characterized as a woman over 40, who has obviously had multiple plastic surgery procedures, usually involving breast augmentation and lip plumping, and who wears a tube top with Bebe spelled in rinestones, a leopard-print minidress or any other equally skimpy and tasteless outfit with 5 inch clear-plastic heels.
A cougar who demonstrates extaordinary levels of tackiness and/or hotness usually by choosing fashions which ceased to be age-appropriate years ago. She is often characterized as a woman over 40, who has obviously had multiple plastic surgery procedures, usually involving breast augmentation and lip plumping, and who wears a tube top with Bebe spelled in rinestones, a leopard-print minidress or any other equally skimpy and tasteless outfit with 5 inch clear-plastic heels.
The Melvn: Hey, check out that cougar standing by the bar.
Amie: The one in the tasteful cocktail dress?
The Melvin: No, the one in the Bebe tube top with huge fake cans. She is cougtastic!
Amie: The one in the tasteful cocktail dress?
The Melvin: No, the one in the Bebe tube top with huge fake cans. She is cougtastic!
by The_Melvin April 2, 2010
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Badass, ghettofab; especially when refering to dance moves (ie crumping).
Badass, ghettofab; especially when refering to dance moves (ie crumping).
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