Cumputer

A computer that an individual uses for mostly viewing, storing, buying or selling pornography.

My cumputer had a hardrive failure yesterday due to a virus that I got, most likely trough all the pornography I was watching.

by John The Savage February 19, 2015

cumpost

A lowkey porn message primarily shared in groupchats amongst milf hungry teenagers

Dude, that cumpost made me cum buckets.

by jurinator February 13, 2017

cumpoot

A flatuance from the rectum after anal sex resulting in the release of seminal ejaculate (sperm)...

Steve buttfucked Gary all day until he had the worst bout of cumpoot(s) ever...

by AdamRehab May 27, 2018

Cumpo

A word you call a little bitch but you don’t want to say the word”bitch”

“You’re a cumpo

by Justin .B July 27, 2018

cumpoint

A play on "gunpoint", to be held at cumpoint is to have an orgasm delayed, often until the person denying the orgasm gains something.

That bitch Stacy held me at cumpoint until I got her off first.

by Scarfsickle September 22, 2019

Cumpoopsplosion

An explosion of both poop and cum.

Fuck man, pulled a massive Cumpoopsplosion last night, that shit stinks.

by Riley69420 June 9, 2020

Cumpster

A dumpster full of the male ejaculation mass, also often referred to as "cum" refer to "slang"

"Im about to throw you into a cumpster." Said John.

"Im about to put you in a dumpster then marinade you in cum and turn it into a cumpster." Said Dane, responding to John.

by Legosiy November 2, 2020