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CUMP

Cump

Useful for when you want to tell someone they are a cum-dumpster, but they’re just not worth the syllables.
Instead of, “OMG you slept with HIM?! Youare such a damn cumdumpster!”
“Fuck’n cump.”
by Maxi P April 5, 2022
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Cump

1. An insult to a person, preferrably a best friend who is male, when they are below you in any kind of status, but still proceed to talk as if they are above you

2. A shortened version of cum dumpster
1. My friend is such a cump, since he doesn't want to admit that I'm better than him

2. Stacy seems like she is a good student, but she might be a cump for all we know.
by Cump69 July 26, 2019
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Cump

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by Sleemron September 17, 2021
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Double Cump Back Whale

When two Bros DP a {Hump Back Whale} and during her ass arch, they projectile ejaculate up and over that phatt ass onto her back while moaning like a whale
So after we slayed in the rink, Riley and I gave this phatttt bitch a Double Cump back whale, and let's just say we had to use a lot of paper after that one.
by Hweems July 9, 2020
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Cump

1. The act of cumming while taking a dump

2. Poop with cum splattered all over
A. Dude, my mom just caught me taking a massive cump! I busted all over her when she opened the door!

B. Ah, shit! I just took a cump all over Quandale Dingle's friend Juandale Pringle!

C. Joe mama: *slurping noise*

Joe: *shits all over Candice* I'M CUMPING! AAAAUUUHHHHH

D. Ew gross, who took a cump in the urinal?
by Mike Hawksmall July 23, 2022
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cump

i left cump on the ground after i beat my cock in the bathroom
by domainian limbo August 20, 2019
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Cump

You have to do a cump to get past this screen.
by Rand0mHum4n July 18, 2023
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