Cump

When you cum and dump at the same time, reaching the ultimate climax.

"Oh, man. I just had my first cump."

by BangsMccoy June 20, 2021

Cump menz

Willing to be friends

Would you like to cump menz me

by Chimmiconga September 26, 2022

Cump

The act of defecating semen out one's anus after semen was placed there either through a sexual act or scientific exploration.

After my boyfriend planted his seed in my ass, I ran to the toilet and took a fat cump so I didn't get pregnant anally.

by ArtThief August 18, 2022

Cump

1. The act of cumming while taking a dump

2. Poop with cum splattered all over

A. Dude, my mom just caught me taking a massive cump! I busted all over her when she opened the door!

B. Ah, shit! I just took a cump all over Quandale Dingle's friend Juandale Pringle!

C. Joe mama: *slurping noise*

Joe: *shits all over Candice* I'M CUMPING! AAAAUUUHHHHH

D. Ew gross, who took a cump in the urinal?

by Mike Hawksmall July 23, 2022

Cump

A grumpy cunt.

"I can't believe our mate bailed the show and is backing out of paying"

"I know, he's being a real cump"

by nikolai_stavrogin May 14, 2023

Cumps

Short for "cumprimentos", a portuguese word meaning "cheers, regards". Usually used in messaging or forums to show gratitude but usage may vary. It can be used for showing you are done talking and will not say any further, while not being too rude and abrupt. It may also be used to bait and anger other people.

A: What's the square root of 25?
B: It's 5.
A: I see, cumps.

1: That german dictator is a monster! He is the culmination of all human scum!
2: Actually, he did nothing wrong. Cumps.

A: Gosh, you are SO annoying! Stop talking to me!
B: I know, right? You too! Cumps.
A: YOU ARE SUCH AN ASSHOLE, OH MY GOD!

by Huaehm November 25, 2022

Cump

Combination of a cuckhold and a simp, willing to do what ever it take for the opportunity to watch

That airforce pilot is such a Cump. He will do what ever it takes to please the commander

by JEld October 24, 2022