cumming

to blast sum cum, lanch your children,lose your load,the penis volcano,the pulse of no return,the point of no return,to paint the bowl,to bob untill you throb,the anorexic cock an orgasm followed by a blast of white gold from your drill

i was masturbating all night i had 6 cummings!!

by I es god n00bs February 8, 2008

Cumming

A small wealthy city about 40 miles north of Atlanta that Forbes named the #2 place for (rich white) people. Despite the large variation in the population between such diverse groups as Baptists, Methodists, Presbyterians and Republicans, they all hold one thing in common: They refuse to acknowledge that their town's namesake is a synonym for blowing a huge load. They even dare outsiders to say something about it by opening stores such as BJ's Warehouse and Dick's right next to each other in the center of the city. But if you say anything, the local KKK will find you after nightfall. This could be a carefully orchestrated macrocosm of the punishment of temptation by the local religious community, but is more likely the natural process that occurs when fifty thousand morons are placed in a ten square mile area.

Righteous Steve: Hey, I just came back from Cumming!

Heathen Joe: How long did it take you?

Righteous Steve: I live a mile away, so it's close nearby.

Heathen Joe: That's a long way to go for a good time, pal.

Righteous Steve: Yes, I know. It's difficult to get to the annual food festival "The Taste Of Cumming" because you can't park, and it's very far away.

Heathen Joe: Do you really not hear what you're saying?

Righteous Steve: Why, yes I do. I enjoy Cumming, and so does my wife. We find Cumming to be a family friendly, Christian-rooted—

Heathen Joe: Excuse me while I cough into this tissue. *GHA-HAHA*

by fotografioj April 2, 2011

cloud computing

Cloud computing is a style of computing in which dynamically scalable and often virtualised resources are provided as a service over the Internet. Users need not have knowledge of, expertise in, or control over the technology infrastructure "in the cloud" that supports them

Sun Microsystems showcased the Sun Open Cloud Platform, the company's open cloud computing infrastructure, powered by industry-leading software technologies from Sun, including Java, MySQL, OpenSolaris and Open Storage.

by terababy March 21, 2009

Cumming

When your cumming inside of your wife/girlfriend in her house.

Kitty: ohhhhh baby, let's go to my house and have fun? (;
Scottie: ok baby (:
Later on in kitty's house...
Kitty: omg baby keep going and don't fucking stop 😫
Scottie: alright baby! Ahhhhh
Kitty: Scottie Dottie , your almost there don't fucking stop until your inside me.
Scottie: yeah ahhhhhhh baby I'm almost fucking there and so fucking close
Kitty: i know baby ); ahhhhhhhhhh, baby cum inside me now! I want your babies.
Scottie: I'm... I'm.... cumming 😫💧💧!!
Kitty: Ahhhhhhhhh 😫.

by anonymous March 22, 2021

Cow Cumming

When a girl has an intense orgasm and squirts her cum out in the same style as a cow squirting milk.

My girl and I were fucking so good man she was cow cumming all over the place!

by Sexcgyal April 23, 2010

e.e. cummings

1. A poet of the early twentieth century who frequently used unconventional capitalization, spelling, and grammar within his poems.

2. Justification for any poem perpetrated by any emo kid.

1. We have to read two poems by e.e. cummings for class tomorrow.

2. aw man, e.e. cummings did it, why can't i? you're just the man trying to keep me down;;;;

by vote up May 10, 2006

cumming game

This is a sport where two participants sit or stand, facing each other. This can be between two men, women or of members of the opposite sex. It works best if you are sexually atttracted to the other player. Without touching yourself i.e your hands must be either at your side or on your knees but not moving, your must achieve an orgasm before the other player. This game maybe adapted to have more than two players.

Rick: hey what did you get up to last night!
John: I played the cumming game with sarah. I won

by tobeornottobe July 28, 2010