cutting a cuban

Dumping out a premo rope

It's like cutting a cigar, but Cutting a Cuban is a one wiper upon completion

Bro I was just in the bathroom and I was Cutting a Cuban. One wipe and goodnight dude!

by Brosephguay February 22, 2018

Cuban Cunt Cough

when a cigar is inserted in the womens vagina and she queefs and blows the smoke

My girlfriend Cuban Cunt Coughed and was rushed to the hospital with 3rd degree burns

by Max and Bobby November 22, 2010

Reverse Cuban Sasquatch

While having sexual intercourse, preferably in a log cabin or missile silo, the dominant partner takes a dump onto the chest of the submissive partner. He or she proceeds to then trim his/her pubic hair and sprinkle it upon the fecal matter. Then, they wrap the feces in toilet tissue and light it and then shove the "cigar" (lit end up) into the submissive person's anal sphincter (anus).

"Babe, what happened last night? I don't remember a thing..."

"I don't know, but I have second degree burns in my butthole and I found some pubey poop in my crack..."

"Oh, fuck. We must have done the reverse cuban sasquatch."

"Not the reverse cuban sasquatch!!!"

by fidelcastro69 April 1, 2010

Cuban Underduck

When you bend your dick down and back, and a girl blows you from behind with her nose on your butt hole.

"I got a dandy Cuban Underduck from the broad I met at the bar last night."

by TurdFerguson21 June 3, 2016

Cubanlink

a style of jewelry be it neck chain or braclet

yo let me peep that cubanlink chain of yours
yo run your cubanlink chain

by pete November 27, 2004

Cubawlin

Simply just well getting bitches.

Guy #1:Man you see that guy over there he was cubawlin hard last night!

Guy #2: Yea man he's such a player.

by cubawl October 30, 2011

Cuban Pete

He's a really modest guy, although he's the hottest guy, in Havana.

They call me Cuban Pete
I'm the king of the rhumba beat
When I play the maracas I go chick chicky boom, chick chicky boom

by This is a bad name September 14, 2017